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StL nap champ 45 años TELE: Ambien FA: mrowl

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12.03.2026 01:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ok but...

12.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

:|

11.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How long until you commission Buster laying in a urinal at a baseball game?

11.03.2026 22:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Birds is the words

11.03.2026 21:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We consulted the soothsayer, who slaughtered a chicken and examined the patterns in its entrails, and they said the incandescent bulbs are definitely female-presenting and must be censored

11.03.2026 19:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, it depends upon the landing gear design…

11.03.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is riding a bike through a forest .
11.03.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Now red was your color and, of course
Those little people out there were yours too

11.03.2026 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NyQuiltini 🍸

11.03.2026 02:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mac and Me IS a commercial

11.03.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dave Jones had a video about this. Essentially that an electrical engineer is a person who performs the tasks of an electrical engineer, regardless of education or certification.

I know a LOT of people with EE degrees that can’t design their way out of a wet paper bag.

10.03.2026 21:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only:

10.03.2026 18:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

100 microferrets = .1 milli business

10.03.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re still trying to figure out a productive use for it at work, as the owners are invested in it and keep bringing it up.

10.03.2026 14:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be clear, I have a cold and only got a couple hours sleep last night

10.03.2026 14:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait no I think that’s just birds in the awning

10.03.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Someone is playing mockingbeat outside

10.03.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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10.03.2026 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I still have some of JMH’s portfolios but I have no idea what condition they’re in. I remember the printing wasn’t great originally.

10.03.2026 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The only reason the foot is used as a unit of measurement in the US is because of Quentin Tarantino

10.03.2026 00:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 22:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Squeaker talk

09.03.2026 19:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hamboning

09.03.2026 18:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean

09.03.2026 12:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Situation room

09.03.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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International Women’s Day

08.03.2026 22:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good ol Reddit…

08.03.2026 22:47 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jung Sherlock Holmes

08.03.2026 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“…but I fuck ONE sheep…”

08.03.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0