😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️

Or a glass of water.

I'm still trying to figure that out.

I think age might be a factor 🤔

I just need to go vape more weed. That'll fix me.

Yeah, he's not winning re-election in PA as a Dem.

Fuck that guy.

This is like firing the manager of Waffle House because their shirt had a stain on it.

sulley from monsters inc is making a face with his hands ALT: sulley from monsters inc is making a face with his hands

As a hairdresser, this is giving me trauma.

I clicked because I wanted to see who they thought they talked to that said the boycott is over - but, of course, its paywalled.

Wears a 9, but told Trump he wears a 12.

I have about 5 pair of the fuckers. I keep a pair at work, too, and a pair in my bathroom to read the fucking ant-sized writing on the damn hair product bottles 🤬

Fuck it. I want ice cream for dinner.

I've been friends with someone who showed A LOT of the characteristics of NPD, and that's exactly how it is. You have to stay tf on your toes, and their mood can change so fast, its scary.

They kind of deserve it, tho.

Honestly, white people who don't look at that sketchy shit and say, "uh-uh, we ain't gonna do this" make me wanna learn Spanish and tell everyone I'm from PR.

Because we can NOT ignore a perfectly suitable woman in favor of a fucking Nazi. No.

I saw this comment and suddenly thought,

But what if he DOES check!? 😳

bsky.app/profile/nval...

two cartoon dogs are sitting on a couch and one has a bag that says u.s. army chef ALT: two cartoon dogs are sitting on a couch and one has a bag that says u.s. army chef

Hold on, let me get my reading glasses.

Wow.

That's an impressive ratio.

Yeah. I didn't realize how badly sounds can affect my anxiety until I started wearing my Loops more often.

Definitely not the baby.

Pete Hegseth is banishing photographers from the Pentagon over “unflattering” photos of him?

Would be a shame if this picture kept circulating.

It is kinda fun when I get a comment from Mr. B. I feel like a cool kid 🤣

I can't listen, for the sake of my sanity. Are they now FOR a war with Iran? Are high gas prices "just another price we have to pay for freedumb" again?

"I'm not doing drugs, YOU'RE DOING DRUGS!"

*throws bag on cop and runs*

Asking random locals in Tehran to hang out.

These are the friendly, social people we are bombing for no reason.

Fucking figures.

I took my Younger Demonchild to the baby vet this morning for a check-up, and while we were waiting, there was a baby in the next room crying loudly. I needed my Loop ear buds.

I get it, babies cry and I hope it was from a vaccine, so baby is HEALTHY - BUT, I have my issues.

It might require a group effort 🤔

I just Shat myself.

Me, rn

Check social media in the morning to catch up on overnight headlines.

Check social media in the evening to find that ten years worth of bullshit and chaos has happened over the past few hour.

Rinse.

Repeat.

(I can't keep doing this)