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I do not care about the lives of the recurring characters in the commercials of insurance companies

10.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A railway overpass with graffiti reading:

"Kill the poor" -DT

A railway overpass with graffiti reading: "Kill the poor" -DT

08.03.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I'd also like to nominate "SPECS OFFENDERS". Thank you, I yield my time.

07.03.2026 00:37 πŸ‘ 971 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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a haggard looking donald trump in what appears to be an imperialist trade show within his golf course

a haggard looking donald trump in what appears to be an imperialist trade show within his golf course

he looks like he has golf war syndrome

28.02.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Welcome back to Dogs With Knives. Meet Nimoy. Nimoy is a two-year-old possible Cavalier Pekinese mix, but that’s not the only mystery about Nimoy. The other mystery is where he got a partially serrated matte black 8-inch tactical folding blade. Let’s see what he can do with it.

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Help Family-Owned Business After ICE Detention, organized by ERACELI A MENDOZA American Pie Pizza is a small, immigrant-owned restaurant that has be… ERACELI A MENDOZA necesita tu apoyo para Help Family-Owned Business After ICE Detention

My uncle, Diego, was kidnapped and deported by ICE as he was delivering pizza in December. He had a work visa and was the co-owner of American Pie. This go fund me will go towards helping bringΒ him back home, legal fees, rent and necessities, and support for the small business.

gofund.me/d5a332ee9

23.02.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 262 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

hell yeah

21.02.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hell yeah www.instagram.com/reel/DU7aM4z...

20.02.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 639 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 23
Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

20.02.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 23756 πŸ” 4854 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 118
Yikes horse emoji

Yikes horse emoji

I cannot explain why the yikes horse is so funny but it definitely is

18.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 31327 πŸ” 13768 πŸ’¬ 970 πŸ“Œ 1689

it's becoming more and more obvious -- kash and tulsi's raid on fulton county 2020 ballots, bessent's laughable testimony to congress about the economy -- that this fascist project is almost entirely about pretending to agree that a deranged old man is correct about things, and flattering his whims

06.02.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 691 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

Real Ralph Wiggum "I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me" energy here

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lol they want him to appear on 4/20

03.02.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
"are you talking to me?"
"no. my son is also named brantley.

"are you talking to me?" "no. my son is also named brantley.

02.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A sign modified to say "stop ice"

A sign modified to say "stop ice"

🚫🧊

01.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

remember that time he got booed off the stage at a dave chapelle show and he had a mental breakdown so bad he locked himself in his office and staff at twitter almost called the police because they were worried he was going to hurt himself?
i feel like the booing is a lot louder now.

31.01.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 4189 πŸ” 701 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 17
A Rick and Morty gas mask for getting high in some way

A Rick and Morty gas mask for getting high in some way

31.01.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Melania movie poster

Melania movie poster

By 2027 Bezos is going to be including this with every Kindle tablet and Amazon TV like it's a U2 album

30.01.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you registered anywhere? I feel like we should get you something

29.01.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he not know most of the stores here stay open in the winter?

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They are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic thinking it'll fix the hole caused by the iceberg. But we are the iceberg.

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