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That faKING guy

@urmfinking

I do things, I say things, I usually piss people off with the things I say and do. It’s a vicious circle. But there’s bud and snacks so it ain’t all bad.

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Latest posts by That faKING guy @urmfinking

Well fuckity doo da day to you too

06.03.2026 03:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apparently I don’t have friends 😂

…I mean I knew that already but this just kills the illusion

26.02.2026 05:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soooo what’s happening over here?

26.02.2026 05:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This cold shit is for the birds. Then again exploding trees

25.01.2026 03:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet. Remembered my password.

BOOOOOOBS!

That’s it, carry on bout your day.

22.01.2026 14:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, you. Yea that’s right you. C’mere I gotta tell ya something.

….it be great if you uhhh….

….shut up.

23.05.2025 21:23 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Will do. Well in this case if I ever not see you post.

23.05.2025 04:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.04.2025 21:39 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Someone take me out back and tell me about the farm just like George did with Lenny.

24.04.2025 21:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Damn right super young

25.03.2025 14:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had something really insightful and endearing to post. Like it was literally going to change your life and change it for the better…

….but I forgot it…

..This is just a tribute

25.02.2025 05:03 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The west is on fire
The east is freezing

The fuck is happening in the middle?

22.01.2025 22:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

It is currently 2°

21.01.2025 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pumpernickel

Worse safe word ever

21.01.2025 01:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Given the look of my new vehicle…. I kinda need this.

14.01.2025 04:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I like smokin' pot a lot
I like gettin' stoned alone
I like vapin' weed indeed
I think edibles are incredible
I sure love them gummy bears
Hemp shampoo for my curly hair
……….

Finish the lyrics and we can be friends.

14.01.2025 04:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uhh are my California people ok?

13.01.2025 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This here will be my swan song

16.12.2024 18:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤔 wonder when I got on the shit list.

13.12.2024 23:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yea, but it’s not lookin to make up for the drought. It’s looking to turn everything into an ice rink.

GAME ON

12.12.2024 16:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scarface is a Christmas movie. Tony Montana diving face first into all those snow piles.

Prove me wrong

12.12.2024 16:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t need to do much, people weed themselves out

06.12.2024 18:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤔 the dumpster fire I work for had an actual dumpster fire Wednesday before thanksgiving.

That’s what the kids call “meta” right?

A dumpster fire having a literal dumpster fire?

04.12.2024 05:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

…well that’s $645 I don’t have 😫

27.11.2024 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Know what I miss bout Twitter? Not a damn thing 🤣

27.11.2024 14:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Halloween this year was another success. This however was the only picture where I had everything.

23.11.2024 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Which system?

N64
Hold L button, C up, C down, C up, B, A

GameCube
L trigger, R trigger, X, X, Y, A, B

Wii
While selecting Samus move your hand in a jerking motion.

Wii-U
No one cared enough to find out

Switch
No cheat, it’s her 3rd option for costumes.

23.11.2024 18:07 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Yes

21.11.2024 14:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I don’t send many emails at work. They frown when I make remarks like, “I know reading is tough but have you tried not being completely helpless?” Or “Due to lack of brain capacity all emails from this address will be marked as not my problem”

Bunch of squares.

21.11.2024 05:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What’s to understand? You people always do goofy shit that makes no sense.

21.11.2024 05:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0