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How do i unsubscribe from The Horrors?

10.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

It annoys me to no end that they keep insisting we watch the old fart versions of our childhood heroes.

09.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The church somehow being aware of my father's pay raise before the next time he tithed.

09.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Encyclopedia of Fairies by Katharine Briggs

An Encyclopedia of Fairies by Katharine Briggs

Some cool women.

1. Katharine Briggs, who wrote An Encyclopedia of Fairies, the most amazing and readable and delightful collection of folklore I've come across so far.

08.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

One of the best birthday presents I ever got

08.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

NO WAY!!!!

08.03.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Before DST, it was common for businesses to have summer hours and winter hours.

08.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Could they wait until I after the car repair I have to pay for in Monday

07.03.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Six people legally living in the US and legally traveling for work were disappeared by the US government and the only reason we knew about it was because one woman was family friends with a county commissioner and her cell phone pinged to two detention centers.

07.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 932 πŸ” 434 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

I wasn't expecting a burst gas main on my street for today

07.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

07.03.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 21834 πŸ” 6564 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 162

Getting attacked by ants is definitely not what I was expecting for this morning.

07.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm saying that United States of America stinks as a name

07.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that the United States of America isn't exactly a name.

06.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30330 πŸ” 7525 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 238

Photoshop came free with a flatbed scanner I used to have.

06.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Just guess when I first got diagnosed with hypertension

06.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 5245 πŸ” 912 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 20
A giant sculpture of a leaf insect made out of terra-cotta clay sits on a a piece of cardboard covered in tinfoil in an oven.

A giant sculpture of a leaf insect made out of terra-cotta clay sits on a a piece of cardboard covered in tinfoil in an oven.

Baking bugs today

05.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 229 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2875 πŸ” 1548 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 380

a million dollars of people's hard work, rare earth metals, steel and aluminum. all obliterated along with the lives and cities the missile is spent on.

no one scraps exploded missiles. all of that is just gone, all that was produced was nothingness, death, ruin.

04.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1357 πŸ” 359 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 45

@markjacob.bsky.social on the role media plays in not just telling the story but explaining it, too.

"The rule of law needs to be explained to the public. People don’t have the Constitution memorized. Journalists need to explain that the Trump regime is repeatedly violating the law."

02.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

This is right. And people hate to hear it, but Joe Biden’s single most important task was to Trump-proof the US.

His task was to destroy the Republican Party to punish them for Trump, salt the earth over them, and implement big structural reforms to stop future R minority extremism.
And he failed.

01.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 3578 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 64

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

01.03.2026 05:21 πŸ‘ 5258 πŸ” 1286 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 12
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, IT’S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE .

SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES
ME AN IDEA

P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM

NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ?

SLUGGO: I’M GOING TO SELL IT

P3- 
NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN

P4-
SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS

NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO, HE OUTSIDE IN HIS YARD , HE HAS A WORLD GLOBE, IT’S BENT AND MASHED UP A LITTLE . SLUGGO: WOW, DAT GIVES ME AN IDEA P2- NANCY SEES SLUGGO AND GOES OVER TO HIM NANCY: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GLOBE, SLUGGO ? SLUGGO: I’M GOING TO SELL IT P3- NANCY: YOU CAN'T SELL THAT--LOOK AT THE CONDITION IT'S IN P4- SLUGGO: WHY NOT ? - - THEY SAY THE WOILD IS IN AWFUL SHAPE THESE DAYS NANCY HAS A SHOCKED EXPRESSION ON HER FACE.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 01,1948

01.03.2026 09:55 πŸ‘ 933 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 19

It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse

28.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 4627 πŸ” 772 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 23

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

28.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 4585 πŸ” 776 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 42

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16432 πŸ” 5093 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103