hannah

she is extremely pleased I’m home early

@oldenoughtosay.com in case you are a person for whom cat purrs are soothing bc she sounds like a boat motor rn

had to come home early bc of this endo flare and the cat is purring directly into my ear about it. glad someone is benefiting from this.

leukotape is a much heavier duty adhesive than KT tape so I can only assume it has an ingredient my skin doesn’t like lol

oh this is not my first rodeo i've been using kt tape for well over a decade. unfortunately i did learn the hard way pre-my first shoulder surgery that i am allergic to leukotape's adhesive but kt tape has been fine.

*i mean we'll see

successfully* kt taped my own wrist and thumb please clap

can't imagine why a guy would be taking a more cautious and poised approach to comms about a BOMB

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

now i have hiccups that won't go away i dream of not having a wretched corporeal form

love spending two hours awake in the middle of the night bc acid reflux when we lost an hour the night before and it's a MONDAY

if gas prices skyrocket i'm making my boss let me work from home more than one day a week

Oh No Anything But That Please Don’t Do That

literally me

anyway if anyone was counting I still don’t have flooring in my office and the furniture is still in the garage and attic and now I’m missing a kitchen cabinet door I don’t wanna know what’s next

*AND hinges sigh I cannot type

so because my house is 20 years old and I am lucky enough that the og cabinets are hinges have lasted, the new hinges are just SLIGHTLY different and I do not have the right stuff to drill new holes without fucking up the cabinet door so I now get to wait till my dad can come fix it. I tried!!

love to start my weekend with my cabinet door falling off while I’m just trying to unload the dishwasher

It doesn’t escape me that these are named after a woman and a teenage girl. It does not escape me that medical misogyny continues to kill.

the problem with trying to consume less caffeine is that I do actually function better in the afternoons at work if I have a giant crispy Diet Coke the size of my face

yeah and that's something that's really helpful for endo so i really do need to give it another shot

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

I considered this many moons ago when Andrew Ference was talking about it but I cannot do the taste (or I couldn't then)

i know stick currency but what does this get to be traded for

micah there is no such thing as too much coffee (don't tell my endo doc i'm supposed to be cutting back on caffeine)

(in my defense i am trying to wean off energy drinks)

i also have a bojangles chicken biscuit

good morning it is trade deadline day and i have a 30 ounce stanley full of cold brew

i love moving my ankle and sounding like a percussion section

watching pairs at junior worlds since I’m at home today and honestly juniors in figure skating always has such neat program concepts

occasionally I remember I have free will and can take a sick day if my flare is bad