A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”
Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.
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Aw shucks! <blushes>
Work hard at school, good grades, high achiever, uni, good job, work your arse off, climb the ladder, high earner, pay a shit-ton of tax. Realise too late that none of this will ever get you anywhere near those who stroll through life on generational wealth. The system is rigged. anon_opin GOLD from 19th November 2023
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I only caught the end of it. I think a small shaggy horse won.
Boris Johnson says Keir Starmer has made us an irrelevance on the world stage...
Had to doublecheck the date on this
See also: Brexit.
And the (first) tricky part is over...
Went to watch it with some of the other dancers and the choreographer tonight. Such a lovely buzz, and the audience seemed to really enjoy it.
I have just spent a very happy couple of hours at the cinema thoroughly enjoying @bils.bsky.social's starring role in this gentle film, ably supported by lesser-known names like Martin Clunes, Josie Lawrence and Mark Addy.
Seen it. Enjoyed it.
Even if they did give me a yokel accent!
Umbrage! I haven't seen it yet!!!
Iranians have a "misguided religion", says a man who helped facilitate the transport of five red heifers from Texas to Tel Aviv because many evangelical Christians believe a red cow needs to be sacrificed to usher in the End Times.
And Guehi. Rolls Royce Defender.
Cherki takes far more risks than Pep usually tolerates. But he's a hell of a player.
Really has. Club did some excellent January business.
Good lord!
Why did Trump attack Iran?
#Trump #Iran #Netanyahu
Media must stop normalizing the far right
Every uncritical mention of far-right rhetoric is an editorial decision with political consequences
www.politico.eu/article/medi...
Jesus fucking christ.
The soliciting by the UK press of negative comments about the UK Prime Minister from Donald Trump and the gleeful publication of his ramblings is disgraceful.
Starmer along with Mark Carney and their allies are planning life without the US.
You keep the insults coming, you thick orange piece of shit.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but South Koreans took 6 hours to stop their insurrection, 10 days to impeach the president behind it, and just 6 weeks to convict him. He was sentenced to life in prison 2 weeks ago. Their country's stock market shot up 10%.
Exactly 💯
I hope as Tommy Robinson flees Dubai he settles in the first safe country he arrives in
Oh gawd. Me and my big mouth.
You're definitely back on the Xmas card list!!!
