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Someone needs some cheese to go with that whine.

I’d suggest that Clive interview someone trying to deliver a product, instead of someone trying to sell AI agents.

“how the industry won’t will be regulated.”
Fixed it for you.

“Proceed with caution.”
What a buffoon.

Savage.

You take that back! Fred Gwynne was wonderful. “Yuts? Did you say yuts?”

Maybe the young woman he was speaking to was 7?

Beat me to it!

My favorite Google comeuppance is the Chrome browser. It went from “We can make a better browser” to “Why do we have to fix this damn browser all the time!” In a matter of months.

Can I get that on a shirt?

Sure they are. Maybe while he’s asleep they are climbing in through the window…

Mike Johnson and Trump in a meeting

But just yesterday you were in a meeting where your top said it was a war. I’m sure I have a picture of it here somewhere. Oh, yes is that you little Mikey?

Man Patton slapping that solder really scared Pete.

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I think she’s confusing the quote

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I’ll just go ahead and say it

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Well played!

You get a spoon.

So now we are at war?!!?

Normally I would just scroll to the bottom of the EULA and press accept.

The CIA arming the enemy of my enemy has always worked out so well for us in the past. What could go wrong?

I’m so exhausted with the excuse “If you raise their taxes, they’ll move to another country.”

You can tell Mike Johnson is lying because his lips are moving.

What would really help here is if Johnson did lie his little ass off about everything!

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I’m reminded of…

“Move fast, break things” is not a slogan to throw around when talking about nuclear power plants.

Damn, they made the right decision.

Also champagne against a wildly unpopular incumbent. I’m looking at you Fetterman.

That’s an insult to all the hard working clowns out there just trying to make a living.

Don’t worry it will balloon into a billion dollars, and it will be Joe Biden’s fault.

They’ll be trotting out that horse and buggy till 2028.