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For all of their bitching, as soon as you give them something that's in-your-face anti-reactionary like Sweet Movie, they don't watch it. I just don't know what people want anymore.

15.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Iranian regime is brutally and capriciously misogynist, please don't make me defend them Eric.

15.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You guys are always complaining about global warming, so what's a little nuclear winter going to hurt?"

15.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I hate pseudointellectuals. They really transflux the hypergravity of the superposition. No time for it.

15.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legalize comedy!!!!!

15.03.2026 02:58 πŸ‘ 1145 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 11

Who’s laughing now liberals?

15.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm Australian and I'm pretty sure I don't have to recognise SCOTUS decisions. At least, not yet.

14.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If organ harvesting is such a growing industry, it's kinda confusing that executions in China have dropped by like 75%. I'm sure he covers that in his book. Not that I'll ever know.

14.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We'll basically offer a bounty that acts as insurance for ships running the gauntlet." The ships can already get insurance. It's the crews they're worried about. You need people who know what they're doing, it's no good if too many of them refuse to work because of casualties.

14.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We will give ships military escorts." Hahaha you do that. Your escorts can't get every drone, it only takes one or two to get through to get the job done. Have fun wasting your money.

14.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's no reason to think that anyone in charge put any thought into this. They thought it was going to be easy. It's going to get harder.

14.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every US plan for securing the strait, so far, is the sort of moronic you-guys-didn't-read-up-on-this-did-you shit that you can get from particularly bad reddit boards. 1/2

14.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Headline on oilprice.com: "How History Keeps the U.S. [sic] and Iran on a Collision Course.
"The U.S. [sic - you don't need the periods you fucking morons, we've evolved past that point some time in the 90s] and Iran conflict is fueled by competing historical narratives [which, as any historian can tell you, just happens. We can't control any of this.], with each country viewing itself as the victim and the other as the aggressor [and it can't be that one country happens to be correct more than the other on this, it's just our savage human natures doing what it must. Fuck's sake.]."
[note that square brackets, as you might have guessed, are not in the original. Editorialising by me.]

Headline on oilprice.com: "How History Keeps the U.S. [sic] and Iran on a Collision Course. "The U.S. [sic - you don't need the periods you fucking morons, we've evolved past that point some time in the 90s] and Iran conflict is fueled by competing historical narratives [which, as any historian can tell you, just happens. We can't control any of this.], with each country viewing itself as the victim and the other as the aggressor [and it can't be that one country happens to be correct more than the other on this, it's just our savage human natures doing what it must. Fuck's sake.]." [note that square brackets, as you might have guessed, are not in the original. Editorialising by me.]

Interesting framing here. There's nothing anyone can do about this, it's just history man. Like the Fates weaving our destinies in the tapestry, we can't do anything about it. We just have to go to the slaughter.

14.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What's this called? The artwork looks slightly familiar.

14.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a crazy ass video that always made me squeal when it came on Rage at like 2am and I still had some weed left for the night.

14.03.2026 07:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, has this clown even read Art of the Deal? He claims it’s his favourite book, but I think he’s all bluff.

14.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s only a problem if your brother’s widow hasn’t had kids yet. Y’know, there’s some wild stuff in that book. Makes me kinda wonder if it’s relevant anymore.

14.03.2026 06:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You see? Service with a smile! Or... more like a terrified frozen rictus, I guess.

14.03.2026 06:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think there might be an account that specialises in endless screaming which could help. Has a name like @infinitescream.bsky.social

14.03.2026 06:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody show that post to the prosecutor. She’s been riding my ass like crazy lately.

14.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œNobody play hero. This place is insured. We’re taking their money, not yours.”

14.03.2026 05:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s see ya say it ta my RIGHT HOOK :swings wildly: :misses: :loses balance and falls face-first into puddle of pig poop:

14.03.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha 25th Amendment now

14.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a religion, dimbulb. So there's a definition, but not a pithy one that your stupid brain could understand.

14.03.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Conservative author struggles to define β€œwoke” #woke #shorts
Conservative author struggles to define β€œwoke” #woke #shorts YouTube video by The Hill

🎢MEEEEEEEMMMMMORRRRIIEEEEEEES🎢

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7iW...

14.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bethany Mandel nods: "See? It isn't just me!"

14.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"At this establishment, we strongly support the responsible service of alcohol. Which is why we're selling beer for $25 a pint."

14.03.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he’s seen some shit since then.

14.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Faust aka Hot Bargain

14.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just in the nick of time. This idiot's smug, stupid face was nearly on every screen all over the world.

14.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0