Mai Bell

Her name is Rosie: "A lot of vendors are undocumented and can't be here today. So those of us who can, we gotta show up"

Guy Incognito with a mustache and top hat

*Simpsons Trivia #731*

Guy Incognito was voiced by Dan Castellaneta, who was also the voice of father character Homer

Honey, I shrunk that shit

I really find it funny marvel comics were like “ok we can’t keep having kinda racist stories about white people in Africa” so instead of writing stories about Africans in Africa they invented a made up place called “The Savage Lands”

Eating a burger at the dive bar and there’s a little girl running around adjusting all the photos on the wall, to her credit they are crooked

Every time I talk about X-men lore no one likes it but it’s for me

Chris Claremont loves anyone who can fly a plane

I shoulda know something was up with my life when I got put in the big brother program in middle school but instead I was busy developing a crush on my court assigned youth mentor

Got a lovely package in the mail
@diskettepress.bsky.social rules so hard

Making multiple posts about “the other site” where I slowly reveal I’m talking about LinkedIn

would love to get transition lenses if they weren't exorbitantly expensive

picking out new glasses is such a chore because its like "hmmm what would i like my face shape to change to every time i have to see"
and also damn they love to tell you the frame price and then smack on 30 extra dollars for the basic lenses

Pluto is still a planet to me

We all know Hugh jackman is gay right?

i think that main thing that will slow my eventual migration to this website is that the chuds are harder to find and analyzing them was my main motive for being on twitter

shame that i put a massive typo in this

Fun • Fun • Fun
Connell, WA

“transfeminism” is just the end point of good feminism. unfortunately, a lot of people think calling their bad feminism by that name will make it good.

i was gonna say you should kill yourself but that felt inappropriate

i keep getting ads for writing work stuff with AI and like, if ytou cant write a work email with out AI you should maybe not have that job

what i see when i start talking about Foucault at the family dinner again

I think I’m just gonna copy paste every tweet here until I eventually move over

just carried 2 giant boxes of bibles across my workplace cause they delivered them to the wrong office, and FUCk god's word is heavy as fuck~!
the secretary called me "real strong and very sweet" so im feeling pretty good

Guido Crepax

This is not twitter. Its a different thing