Corinna Kirsch

Thank you to the person who found my AirPods case in Clinton Hill and put it on a fence.

Earthquake Part Two?

My favorite react to this insanity. We don’t live in California what is this??!??

Earthquakes are great in the war against capitalism because so many valuable labor minutes have been lost by people wondering wtf just happened

Was that an earthquake felt in Brooklyn? Wtf

In yet another ADHD take, I misread the title of a talk called “the photograph as data” as “the photograph as dada,” and I was disappointed.

Ah! That’s a great karaoke song but I’ve never been brave enough to sing it — I could probably do it in a group.

Algorithmic seafood

In my graphic design class, I tried to show students just how many capital letters can appear in the German language; I froze at the whiteboard and ended up writing „Die Katze sitzt auf dem Tisch.“

So yoga is just feeling your bones

Orange and white cat approaches the viewer all blurry like on the bed while a gray cat looks up lovingly at the other cat‘s feat

The morning cat notice to get up

Hooray? I just realized it’s a leap year, so I have one extra day to meet March 1 deadlines.

Agreed. Zero.

Contemporary Art + Gossip + Music Recs The gossip is the carrot.

Some writing for the 5 people who might want to read it. open.substack.com/pub/corinna/...

Do you like n00ds?

Still not finished with the article I should’ve finished last week. I would really like to turn my attention to writing about some exhibitions I’ve seen lately. Instead, here’s some of my notes:

Myrtle Avenue used to have an elevated subway line?! If you’ve ever lived on the G, near the Navy Yards, or some hinterlands of the JMZ, you know why it’s still needed!

Decided against that sentence. Whew!

“Robert Morris is not Richard Serra,” written by hand on a post-it note stuck to an external monitor

This is what I’ve had to do to make sure I don’t accidentally write or say Morris instead of Serra again. : (

Obstinate pit pony over here

Parisienne show pony, tag yourself 👇

Why am I dyslexic about Robert Morris and Richard Serra? I was about to turn in an article where I wrote Serra every single time I meant Morris. FML

I’m revising a paper for the second round of peer review and I actually think that a mention of Derrida and Allan McCollum would improve it, which is something I would usually consider to be a bad idea because it’s not the 1980s!!! Gonna sleep on this.

It’s Friday night which means I’m trying to learn how to play guitar. I can’t wrap my head around how hard this is to learn as an adult.

Am I the only one who hears the U2 song play in their head when they hear the title of this year’s Whitney Biennial?

What's the funniest Fassbinder film?

My cat patted my Apple Watch while I was getting a call, hanging up on the caller. Good boy! It was a spam call anyways.

Very happy that I'm currently working on a draft of an essay that includes "NO UTERUS" in the title (to differentiate it from the version that does discuss a neon uterus).

That’s a good one

That’s exactly when I had my oatmeal-and-nutritional yeast phase. It definitely was not sustainable, but creative, at least.