You think Sheryl Crow ever thinks “damn, I can’t believe I made a song with fuck ass Kid Rock…”? Lmao

Rotting on the couch Saturday morning with a cup of coffee and my cat is my favorite thing to do lately

Homemade cheeseburgers on potato roll buns 🤌🏻

I gave my DOB at the pharmacy and my 7yo daughter said DANGGG you were born in the 1900s?!! 😐 grounded lmao

I hate when a MF describes themselves as a professional on a dating site. Bruh this is not LinkedIn.

@philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social + buffalo chicken dip… hits every time

I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.

Some lady at the gym told me “no homo, but your body is goals… Your ass is perfect”
So glad that didn’t come from a guy lmao

Being on dating sites is like collecting Pokémon.

I’m gonna be single forever… conservative, nope. Trumper, double dope. Cop, nope. Named Mark (my ex) absolutely fucking not.
I’m so picky… but had the shittiest relationships so I guess that’s rightfully so…

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Diversity is good.
Equity is good.
Inclusion is good.

Happy Easter 🐰 🐣 🐈

This has me rollin 🤣🤣 #fuckTrump

Dying laughing at the fact that someone said Donald Trump has 4% body fat and Katy Perry is an astronaut so I guess I can be a queen of whatever I want

#Caturday 🥰

Why is Facebook notifying me that someone commented on someone else’s post? Idgaf

#Caturday with Jaxy boy 🐈

I just did the most adult shit ever… I took my vacuum apart and deep cleaned it. Hope I can put it back together 🤪

In the most disrespectful way possible, fuck RFK. And the entire Trump administration.

I wish Aldi sold rotisserie chickens

#caturday #nosy

Highly offended when my kitten doesn’t want to lay with me

This is unsustainable.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Some guy at work today said he hopes those DOGE checks come through.
Still dying over the fact that laughed in that man’s face lmfao

It’s so weird how we’re all just working like this is still a normal country.

Woke up really anxious because my narcissistic, controlling ex was standing over me going through my phone in my dream 😭