Moshi moshi, this is Yagami

In progress something awful forum thread: credburn Runa posted: "It couldn't have been the difficulty or the length of the game that threw you off" I grew up hating Chrono Trigger because of one of those childhood grievances that got attached to something else. Like, I think it began as one of those things where I had Secret of Mana and the other kid had Chrono Trigger and we got into an argument about which was better but it resulted in me getting punched in the face and I think my pogs got stolen. Then I go on the Internet and you know how fandom is, you criticize one or two things about the game and everyone jumps on you, it felt like being assaulted and having my pogs stolen again. Two bad experiences around voicing a not-even-that-negative opinion about Chrono Trigger, for the next twenty years my brain just associated that game with angry shitty experiences. At PAX West a few years ago my (now ex) partner and I lost in a game show thing because I failed to properly identify a music piece from Chrono Trigger, and none of this would have happened if I just played and enjoyed the game like the demographic datum that I am.

Static Rook: Dumped for not knowing Chrono Trigger music. That's cold.

credburn: She left me for a guy who, no joke, the first time I felt threatened by him was when he and my ex bonded so hard over Chrono Trigger. Nevermind, Chrono Trigger is nothing but bad memories for me

new goon legend has appeared

Hitman level where you have to save a hoe

Good evening 47, your target is a 29 year old shawty who still go out to the club every night. They say she’s for the streets, but we know better — the client sees the good in her. Extract her from the Venue, and eliminate any potential suitors. Happy hunting 47.

Sometimes I'll watch commentary youtubers and it drives me insane when the person is constantly going "pre...pree-clampsia? What is that?" or "Reenee Dess-cartay? Am I pronouncing that right?". It's incredibly bold to make your job commenting on shit when you've apparently never heard of anything

sorry about what i said last night that was the polar seltzer talking

Yeah i love OpenClaw... Opening a Whiteclaw and drinking it!!!!!!!!

round is the most bs move of all time!!!

Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school

I lost Dad, my source of support, and now I take care of my sick mother and younger siblings. Despite feeling overwhelmed, I excelled and was accepted to study medicine, my late Dad’s dream. But I can’t continue without your help. Please support me

gofund.me/d16d54e74

I am so sorry to ask but I'm trying to avoid homelessness and scrape by, if any of you comrades can help me even a little bit so I can pay some of my overdue rent it would be a massive relief for me, I'm short $350 right now.

$natalierevolts on cashapp
or paypal.me/natalierevolts

“You’ll rue the day you crossed Honko Bongus”

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

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meme edit of kamen rider zeztz code number zero is the orange text box, asking "would you want to hang out again?" baku / code number seven is the blue text box, responding "sorry no. had a nightmare about you. seemed really real." in the background, transparent, is zero saying "goodbye" in english as baku is shot in the original dream.

zeztz spoilers / i guess this is just what im doing now #zeztz

it sucks ass, that's how

Left: President Trump, "Try finding wind farms in China, there aren't too many of them"

Right: There are 10,066 wind farms in China (operating, announced, construction, and pre-construction)

Tim Curry Breaks Down His Most Iconic Roles YouTube video by The Academy

This is delightful which of course it is because it’s Tim Curry dammit but it contains two earth shattering revelations for the Curryverse and they are

1) he was considered for Ian Malcolm in Jurassic Park

2) he read the screenplay for Silence of the Lambs and wanted to be cast as Hannibal Lector

Denuvo removed in the latest update for DRAGON QUEST I & II HD-2D Remake steamdb.info/app/2893570/...

It’s a panel from powerup comics where the text has been edited: “what’s your opinion on women’s day as far as I’m concerned, all days are for women”

remember when that cronenberg movie 'existenz' came out and it seemed like a fun and silly conceit for there to be freedom fighters taking on corporate conglomerates in an attempt to protect consensus reality from an ocean of digital hallucination

This is SO devastating like how in the world did this go through

Kousoku Sentai Turboranger (1989)
Episode 2

I don't usually post show promos but man, remember when Pat Sajak tried to be a talk show host for like five seconds? And the only memorable part was when Rush Limbaugh guest hosted and the audience heckled him so mercilessly he had to do the guest interview and final segment from an empty studio?

bsky actually might be a vanguard for whatever the next phase of social media is, not in the decentralization sense but in the "we actually never intended for users to use the website and got mad when they did" sense

kinda weak reporting by Wired in terms of bsky "positioning itself as a progressive twitter replacement" since the staff on here have been incredibly clear that that's not what they wanted to do and never wanted to do

They truly want you to believe this shit is inevitable and actually better than human endeavor but the one surefire thing that can stop it is not agreeing to the first two things. That’s all! That also means not willingly feeding it. It’s not difficult to avoid using it!

It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

Deponia is free to own on Steam (offer ends March 16th) buff.ly/cwqKMUR

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