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The Hunt (2012) is probably the saddest Christmas movie ever made. Not Grave of the Fireflies levels of soulcrushing, but we’re definitely getting there

Sinners (2025)

The Hague should look into Mike & Molly.

Dawg this is a straight up tactical nuke….. WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!?

Ravens gotta cut Mark Andrews at this point.

There were a lot of big flops this year. Madame Web, Joker 2, Borderlands, The Fall Guy, Megalopolis, Harold & the Purple Crayon...the common denominator? Not a single one of these movies featured Shadow the Hedgehog.

Finally watched The Exorcist III and saw THAT scene in all its horror. Still holds up.

Honored to be the first Letterboxd reviewer for hit 2020 film “A Soldier’s Story 2: Return From The Dead”

I was served a reminder that I needed to get tonight:

Spider-Man 2 is THE premier Spidey movie, and always will be.

LMFAOOO BEARS

A Field In England/Hard To Be A God double feature for all the sickos out there… The gauntlet has been thrown.

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is going to be the pinnacle of cinema. We can quit making more movies now. Two dumb hedgehogs beating the shit out of each other over Tokyo - one of them on a motorbike - isn't ever going to be beaten.

Imagine hinting at a character reveal at the end of Sonic The Movie 3 and it's NOT Big the Cat. The series would never recover.

Year One

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear

Seldom has there been a worse movie/end credits song combo than GI Joe: The Rise Of Cobra and Boom Boom Pow.

Pain. Anguish. Despair.

If on Twitter it’s tweeting is it blowing on Bluesky??

I’m SCREAMING into the pale blue void.