Benny in Philly!

Diaper

All three, diva! Subaru Outbacks!

I was up past my bedtime last night and now I feel like I have been hit by three cars

He is SO organized I love it

Oh sweetie I peaked long ago!

Okay now that I’ve had my coffee I’ve come up with a good punchline. *ahem*

I’ve heard of scheduling the babysitter, but this is ridiculous!

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Am I having Capcon FOMO or do I just need a man in a soaked diaper to sit on my face for 45 minutes

🎶 This is for all my puppies who don’t get hyped enough (hey, puppies)

If you’ve been done wrong, then this your song, so turn it up 🎶

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I still do but I spell it different now

Oh that's not nearly enough, you should work on that

Cato's hot and interesting and he only smells bad 73% of the time, if you live in Boston go live with him!

Psssst. If you're reading this, you should push all your big boy thoughts into your diaper. Don't think too hard about it!

Aren't they literally selling onesies with AI art?

I have terrible new neighbors who have been making a ton of noise and interrupting my sleep, but today they are watching Bluey so I will hold off on my complaints for the next few hours.

BTW I need a room for Capcon. If anyone knows of one please let me know

Had such a fantastic time at Philly Pet Night with @lilpupjakey.com & @talonstailfeathers.bsky.social! Love these pups :3

soggy sundays, am i rite

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Cutie!!!!!!!

I haven't seen a diaper company get this universally dunked on since Bambino released art for a sports-themed diaper where it accidentally looked like a child was beating another child with a baseball bat. (Does anyone still have evidence of that?? I can't find it anywhere.)

Does anyone remember that one Capcon when Tykables released that cloth-backed diaper and had a Google Form to give feedback and on the form they condescendingly insisted that the diaper wouldn't leak through the cloth? When I filled that out, the diaper was leaking through the cloth.

This is a good look on you!

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How do we know a dom didn't make you write this and no one knows but the two of you

It’s super cute like this!

This is everything

You wouldn’t hear any complaints from me! (They would be muffled by the big diaper.)

Yuck!! Gross!! Let me know if you need someone to sit on!!!