JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
TRUMP: You learn a lot of things in prison. Big strong guys, coming up to me, telling me that I'm a Yakubian ape. But also that if I recite the [pausing to enunciate] shahada then I will be part of the umma in spite of that, very moving stuff.
coincidentally, also the name of Kevin Costner's character in Waterworld
When this baby hits 74-88, you're in for some serious shit
A Mike Trout pint glass with the decals fading away from wear and tear.
Uh oh. Need to travel back to December 2010 and convince Arte Moreno to give Adrián Beltré a sixth year before Trout fades away completely
Toronto's loss was somehow worse than the Angels'. Up 8-0 in the 6th, gave up six runs in the bottom of the 9th to lose.
Prior to the Angels doing it last night, the last MLB team to hit a grand slam, turn a triple play, and then LOSE was the Toronto Blue Jays on September 7, 1979.
Angels 2023 W-L record by month, including a 4-12 August
when August hits <<<<
The Angels' triple play last night was the 15th in MLB history to go 6-4-3-2
A series of text push notifications from ESPN: - Halos' clutch triple play! - Shohei's 43rd? Grand slam! - Final/10INN: TB 9 - LAA 6
Even ESPN's push notifications are in on the bit
In what order are teams played for listed here? It's not chronological or alphabetical, so curious if there's another type of categorizing used or if it's just random
Shohei Ohtani hit a go-ahead grand slam for his league-leading 43rd home run while Nolan Schanuel notched his first big-league hit and turned the first triple play in an MLB debut since 'Tungsten Arm' O'Doyle of the 1921 Akron Groomsmen, as the Rays defeated the Angels 9-6
Manuel from Fawlty Towers
Instruction Manual
For those watching Nolan's MLB debut tonight, it's Schanuel
as in not as in
Runner sliding headfirst into home plate but ending up at least 6 feet short
Me, logging in to BlueSky for the first time right as it stops functioning:
