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"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" The Last Detail is my spirit animal. IrishπŸ€β˜ οΈPirate USCGπŸ›Ÿβš“Vet. I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. FuckπŸ–•tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.

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Someone needs to do something about Elon and his little Social Security data Doge thief that stole 500 MILLION Social Security numbers from living and dead people. He was going to share with his new boss, and coworkers said no, plus a whistle blower stopped him. This is a felony! lock this punk up!

11.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking monster.

11.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She tore Kristi Noem a new Corey...

11.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't think so...

11.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Listen to @PaulaPoundstone.bsky.social 🎧

She is a comedian, but she's never been more serious:

"Stand up and fight back."

One way to do that? Grab your Kazoo and find a peaceful protest!

When we fight together, we shall overcome. πŸ’™
#Voterizer social.fieldteam6.org/s/JvOGgW0r

11.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like they sold their soles?

11.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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While in the neighborhood they should check out all the bodies buried at Trump's golf course in LA...

11.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday, a lot of folks clocked this as market manipulation by screenshot and backspace.

Looks like someone in the White House made billions.

11.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 984 πŸ” 534 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 31

Exactly πŸ’―

11.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Awesomeness upon awesomeness upon awesomeness upon awesomeness upon awesomeness upon a time...

11.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Napoleon boner feet?

11.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to the hospital.

11.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey it's a free country until it isn't.

I'm sure a lot of people don't want to have to get a driver's license either.

11.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a costume with the word bye written above him ALT: a man in a costume with the word bye written above him

I'm sure they're going to keep that awesome insurance they have, Plus a six figure retirement plan, not bad for doing nothing.

11.03.2026 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elon's subsidies alone could fund the VA for years.

11.03.2026 13:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

Sorry but voting should be mandatory...like taxes.

11.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Right?
You'd think we would have a real Batman by now or World Assassin's For Goodβ„’

11.03.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just like he did in 2016 for trump.
And 2020, 2024.

11.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He's going south ⬇️⬇️⬇️

11.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œWhen That Man Is Dead and Gone” - Anti-Hitler Song Written By Irving Berlin (1941)
β€œWhen That Man Is Dead and Gone” - Anti-Hitler Song Written By Irving Berlin (1941) YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

youtube.com/shorts/rCwAs...

11.03.2026 11:59 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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www.rawstory.com Nobel Prize winner pinpoints 'seriously corrupt practice' going unnoticed in Trump admin

Nobel Prize winner pinpoints 'seriously corrupt practice' going unnoticed in Trump admin #RawStory

11.03.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

F*** this human butt plug.

11.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking kkkunt will have no peace ever again...

11.03.2026 09:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure they're negotiating with tRump for a pardon...

11.03.2026 09:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Trump-Epstein Statue Appears in D.C. as DOJ Hides Key Files The American public hasn’t forgotten about the Epstein files just yet.

New Trump-Epstein Statue Appears in D.C. as DOJ Hides Key Files

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Fellini’s CASANOVA (1976) screens in 35mm next week: Thursday & Friday, March 19th & 20th.

10.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Putin Is Giving Russian Soldiers Something Worse Than DEATH… And It’s PINK
Putin Is Giving Russian Soldiers Something Worse Than DEATH… And It’s PINK YouTube video by The Military Show

Putin is now giving their troops Pervatin, Nazi meth used in WWII!!! Russia is so desperate and, like the Nazis, this will end in meth addiction and paranoi! They will be easier to kill!
youtu.be/K7LKlJBUzVY?...

10.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rachel Maddow: β€œThe U.S. economy under Trump lost 92,000 jobs last month β€” over the past year, while Trump's been in office, the country has lost nearly 100,000 manufacturing jobsβ€”

Gas prices have now spiked as high as they've ever been while he’s been president β€” with the worst still to come”

10.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1741 πŸ” 636 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 40
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Secretive Russian military satellites release mystery object into orbit The classified Kosmos satellite trio has sparked intrigue in space-tracking circles.

www.space.com/space-explor...

10.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 10

The best!

10.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0