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Reader, frustrated scribbler, quondam drummer, comedy podcast addict. mastodon: @ambrose_mensch@thelife.boats

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Learned a lot from this piece, Maria. Thank you for it

27.06.2025 23:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember that brief clip of David Lynch cooking quinoa? [Chris Farley skit voice:] that was awesome

15.06.2025 00:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you ever just stare a word out of countenance while you're writing, like, 'that can't be how's it's spelled.' I just did that with "poignant".

14.06.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@danagould.bsky.social Thank you for your performance last night at Atlanta Punchline. Big fan, good times! I was the guy front and center.

β€œDo you have a favorite horror movie?”

β€œUhh, An American Werewolf in London?”

β€œI like β€˜Pretty Woman’ You thought I said β€˜horror’” πŸ˜†

15.03.2025 13:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books It’s bad if you like to keep ebook backup copies.

hey for anyone who might want to actually own their kindle books instead of renting them, or who might be thinking of switching to kobo etc and will want to convert them to epubs, you now only have one week before amazon kills your ability to download its ebooks www.theverge.com/news/612898/...

16.02.2025 18:08 πŸ‘ 6984 πŸ” 3949 πŸ’¬ 377 πŸ“Œ 393

"Alexa, notifications."

"Good evening, Mark. Too Much of Life has arrived."

"Do I still have to go to work tomorrow?"

10.02.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how many in my cohort were first introduced to her via a Tex Avery cartoon

09.02.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@joeyponchetti.bsky.social

09.02.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of my hobbies over the last like fifteen years is to keep updating the syntax of my 'John Barth' google alert to try to keep an Indianapolis politician out of the results

08.02.2025 01:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Patrick Fischler Answers Every Question We Have About Mulholland Drive The day after David Lynch’s passing, Patrick Fischler answered all our questions about the diner scene in David Lynch’s β€˜Mulholland Drive’: β€˜The dread just came to me. I can feel it in my chest right now.’

The day after David Lynch’s passing, Patrick Fischler answered all our questions about the diner scene in David Lynch’s β€˜Mulholland Drive’: β€˜The dread just came to me. I can feel it in my chest right now.’

27.01.2025 13:10 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 4

I'm about a 50/50 man when it comes to either yanking out stray threads from a shirt or sweater I'm wearing vs burning it off with a cigarette lighter

27.01.2025 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Now I'll end up down a rabbit hole of what that a/e mashup is called, what the keyboard shortcut for it is, etc. Damn your eyes!

27.01.2025 01:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start spelling "medieval" with the less common 'a' thrown in, just for s&g

26.01.2025 23:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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I just got hold of β€˜The Graphic Canon, Vol. 3: From Heart of Darkness to Hemingway to Infinite Jest’ and didn’t realize you did the IG illustrations. Well done! I had seen the Gately one many years ago, but not the others

14.01.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I use a cotton swab I always think of the 1970s Q-Tip commercial with Sid Caesar where he says at the end [roughly] "And remember! Never put anything in your ear, except of course your elbow."

14.01.2025 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a little ashamed at how many books I bought in 2024 and how few I read. I try to console myself with "Ayyy!, I'm a collector! It's aspirational and fun!" etc, but it's clearly become another addiction/distraction to reel in this year. *sigh*

11.01.2025 15:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just bought another first edition of John Barth's LETTERS mainly for the dust jacket, because I lost the jacket for mine which he signed for me in 2001 (the book, not the jacket). Yeah. I'm that guy.

Simultaneously delighted and a little bummed at how inexpensive it was

11.01.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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11.01.2025 14:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How did I not know this...

31.12.2024 15:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine have been of the obvious-at-glance sort: the duck-face/lips pic with vacuous profile description and no posts. You know like Twitter πŸ˜† πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

22.12.2024 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m starting to get a fair amount of bot-follows on here. [Peanuts skyward-looking β€œAAUGH!!”]

22.12.2024 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My granite countertop at the bar section facing back into the kitchen frequently becomes this weird Rorschach collage when look away from the book or laptop and go into a brief reverie. It's freaky-deaky

06.12.2024 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A light clanging outside my window (what *is* that? I still don't know) has been mesmerizing me all day. Now I just realized it's this saudade-y recollection of walking or bicycling to school a bit early before class in grades 3-5 to get in a round of tetherball. The snaphook hitting the pole...

05.12.2024 22:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if any of it was somehow preserved, but I could read exchanges between dfw and his editors for the rest of my life

02.12.2024 02:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Odd coincidence that I was just contemplating this very thing this morning: texts and voice mails from the departed. Decided not to decide

02.12.2024 02:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a poem that says something like "then you will shew [or shew to yourself / yourselves] that you are still alive" ?

My a-googlin' is turning up donut

30.11.2024 23:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

About time for another β€œwho sorts the mother-loving parcel room?!” rant to hapless apartment complex front office person after searching fruitlessly yet again for a book delivered a week ago

30.11.2024 23:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.11.2024 01:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watched β€˜Planes, Trains…’ with Mom. She hadn’t seen it. She either enjoyed it or humored me. I’ll take either

29.11.2024 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe I'll write a monosyllabically titled one: "Of 'Of' for 'On'"

28.11.2024 05:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0