(I don’t just forget the plots, I forget the titles.)
14.03.2026 18:14
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(I don’t just forget the plots, I forget the titles.)
Guess I’ll spend the rest of this gorgeous weekend streaming some instantly forgettable 8-part tv series. See ya next Caturday!
I discovered I don’t like the Discover feed.
I felt unsafe.
Didn’t realize I was scrolling the Discover feed. Thought I was having a stroke.
Leland driving recklessly. Twin Peaks S02E08 - Drive with a Dead Girl.
Twin Peaks: Leland driving recklessly.
Descending into a ruinous bingo addiction wasn’t on my bingo card.
Gotta run. See ya next Caturday.
Paging Dr. Bukowski!
Checking my notifications
Guys, it’s good for my back pain.
A couple beers, a few laughs, a few tears.
I like having a couple of beers five or six times a day. 🤷♂️
Librarians S1E3, Cassandra: “I’m here to do science and math.”
“and occasionally hallucinate.”
“You’re just not being fair.”
AI when you ask it to do anything that Google could have done five years ago:
Had a symmetrical lunch: two hot dogs, two Coors Lights. My death will be painless.
Flop sweat is real.
I like how I have to clean my glasses hourly. A real self-esteem booster.
I only date sensitivity readers.
Me in meetings
Wikipedia or Mad Libs:
On September 13, 2009, Pink performed “Sober” while doing a trapeze act at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards, where she was nominated for Best Female Video for “So What.”
David Allan Poe
I’m back.
Sorry, took a BBQ/Bud Light break. When in Arkansas…
Well, that’s my life updated
Addicted to lip balm.
Best day of your life
Two foxes ran through our backyard last night and my husband turned to me and said “I bet they’re lovers” and now we can’t stop gossiping about the local wildlife
Best day of your life
Last year I saw… The Monkey
On Thursday I saw… Primate
Let’s make this a thing