All this time, Theseus was just a really good golfer.
15.12.2024 17:38
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All this time, Theseus was just a really good golfer.
I think I just heard one of those high-pitched tones that malls play to keep teens from loitering, which, if so, is frankly a huge ego boost.
Honestly, it’s real easy to dunk on Odysseus’ wayfinding until you try to navigate Shibuya for the first time.
Merry and Pippin get vored by a willow
Zombies get blasted by Tom Bombadillo
Strider is really the scion of kings
All these things happen in Lord of the Rings
Daring adventure and sinister myst’ries
Getting too crunchy with family hist’ries
Padding the word count when somebody sings
Connor’s rereading The Lord of the Rings
I’m not thrilled about the things I yelled at my TV during the last boss fight of Pikmin 2, and I kinda hope I don’t have to make eye contact with my neighbors for the next couple days.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love is not envious or boastful or arrogant. Love will not run, climb, or jump. Love will not sit, kneel, or lie down. Love will not cover any targets.