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Reverend Doktor Doctor Phill

@revdrdrphill

union man, comics lover, subgenius, 2 fake doctorates and one real ordainment. available for weddings, he/him/fat. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others. avatar by @apelad 370630 (i will steal your image and post it with alt text)

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

11.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 1527 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 9

I am increasingly convinced that β€œapoliticalβ€œ means β€œIβ€˜m kind of dumb, sorry.”

10.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 740 πŸ” 100 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is hilarious.

Also, completely enraging.

11.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 7598 πŸ” 3490 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 170

the vast body had at last been stripped of its fathom-deep enfoldings, and the bones become dust dry in the sun

11.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Brian Wilson: I’m going to need 9 years and this list of musical instruments only made in the mountains of Nepal to create my masterpiece, it’s called Goofy Goo Bananas

10.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1328 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 10
an ad that promises to β€œreplace scrolling with sex learning” that starts with a 3 minute quiz. you start by identifying whether you’re a man (there’s a picture of a normal looking white guy), a woman, (there’s a picture of a normal looking white woman), β€œother” (there’s a picture of a young person), or β€œnon-binary), and there’s a picture of a cloaked creature radiating pure evil.

an ad that promises to β€œreplace scrolling with sex learning” that starts with a 3 minute quiz. you start by identifying whether you’re a man (there’s a picture of a normal looking white guy), a woman, (there’s a picture of a normal looking white woman), β€œother” (there’s a picture of a young person), or β€œnon-binary), and there’s a picture of a cloaked creature radiating pure evil.

there they are. the four genders.

11.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13598 πŸ” 3104 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 236

It's looking increasingly like these guys thought that if they could wreak more death and destruction than the other side then they would be respected as strong powerful men and they would "win" and that would make them big important heroes. Very possibly they had no rationale deeper than that.

11.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 11549 πŸ” 1988 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 206

yeah seems like that'd do it all right

11.03.2026 10:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

extreme but fair

11.03.2026 10:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cardboard cutout stooge of the tech fascists he will follow his leaders to their doom

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

09.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12545 πŸ” 7602 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3

The part of the background in a Scooby-Doo episode that you can tell is gonna do something.

09.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My eyes, the goggles do nothing

09.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

10.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 7446 πŸ” 1616 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 19
Ginny & The Gallions - The Theme From Third Man [USA, Surfy Noir Lounge](Mid 60’s?) Bananas!
Ginny & The Gallions - The Theme From Third Man [USA, Surfy Noir Lounge](Mid 60’s?) Bananas!

Ginny & The Gallions - The Theme From Third Man [USA, Surfy Noir Lounge](Mid 60’s?) Bananas!
https://redd.it/ed3gf5
https://youtu.be/-5ljrkAESvQ

11.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So, uh. In disability studies we call this a "disability dongle" or a techno-utopian solution to a problem that appeals to the able-bodied imagination rather than the actuality of disabled life itself.

Deploying a LLM to translate a legal notice for an asylum seeker functions similarly.

10.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 479 πŸ” 129 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6

Once on a panel for a professional conference, someone asked me if technology gives me hope for access.

I said let’s get ramps on every building first, and the tech bro manager was PISSED. People want to believe that they invented the answer to systemic issues…without understanding the issues.

11.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 428 πŸ” 123 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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I've been a fan of the Inferior Five since I was a kid. Sadly, they've had very few appearances since the 60's. I recently had the itch to draw them, so I scratched it! I put them in an "Avengers Circle"!

09.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is so clownish. You want a bare minimum coffee and a minimal line? Then why are you going to the place that specializes in making people special little treats and has built its entire business model on fulfilling detailed requests?

This is like saying it's rude to build a bear at Build-a-Bear.

09.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 992 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 4

but his example is coffee not ice cream

09.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Leonard Frey as Harold in Boys in the Band (1970)

Leonard Frey as Harold in Boys in the Band (1970)

Artie Ziff from The Simpsons

Artie Ziff from The Simpsons

Watched Boys in the Band tonight and thought I discovered a design inspiration

09.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 πŸͺΆ

09.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 2700 πŸ” 979 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 78

It’s fucking annoying that one of the biggest forces keeping daylight savings around is the golf course lobby. I really can’t wait til we abolish that sport and take back all that land and create a golfer gulag

09.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 60 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 4

all the horrors aside it's extremely fucking funny that the US thought it was taking a W by forcing the one scenario which every country had been trying to avoid bc it's the one thing preventing global economic collapse. and now they're all like "wait what the fuck what's happening to the economy"

09.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 191 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

people compare him to a toddler but I think that tends to be very unfair to toddlers.

09.03.2026 05:51 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh, what. Historians aren't going to struggle with explaining this because it's happened before. They're the least surprised people other than black women with activism experience that this is where we are.

09.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
A photo I took of her holding my copy of DC Showcase Presents: Metamorpho. This photo means the world to me.

A photo I took of her holding my copy of DC Showcase Presents: Metamorpho. This photo means the world to me.

Two covers by her: The Brave and the Bold #66 (featuring Metamorpho and the Metal Men) and The Superfriends #28.

Two covers by her: The Brave and the Bold #66 (featuring Metamorpho and the Metal Men) and The Superfriends #28.

A photo of Fradon in her younger days sitting in an office full of men.

A photo of Fradon in her younger days sitting in an office full of men.

Artist Ramona Fradon, most known for cocreating Metamorpho and her work on Aquaman, Superfriends, Plastic Man, and the comic strip Brenda Starr, Reporter. #InternationalWomensDay
#InternationalWomensDay2026

08.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

09.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 5386 πŸ” 957 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 13