Whole new level of Labour Day-style domestication
Whole new level of Labour Day-style domestication
Seeing so much Hallmark holidication of International Women's Day this year that I expect next year I'll be getting promo e-mails from Canadian Tire suggesting kitchen appliances for all the ladies in my life
They're one of those things where you realize that what you think of as the recent stuff started over 30 years ago. Still you never know what you're gonna get when they put something out. Grandpa Laibach makes me think of this
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Pic of the week: Sap-Seeking Squirrel
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My question is, why are you dressed as a tiger
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From time to time but fortunately not too much of the time I think about the fact that whenever I touch the cats' litter boxes I treat my hands as toxic waste until I wash them and yet I don't treat the cats as toxic waste
You did not, no! That there is a very high quality of random art attack person
π€ I am now the poet laureate of a bit of cognitive dissonance I live in a provincial jail for a second there I thought it might make me feel like something's off something probably is but today was seriously the Holstein Ontario convention and AGM at least the water is coming to america listen doo da
Happy to have two new sonnets called "Slush Pile" and "December Zinnias" up today at Third Wednesday:
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David Frum in this interview is the first person I've seen seem to get what Mark Carney was actually saying in his Davos speech: the sign Carney is taking out of Canada's window is not "God Bless America", it's "We Believe in the Rules-Based International Order"
How in the world did they not put Tonya Harding with Warren G. Harding
I dunno, I like this kind of thumping alliterative rhythm (not sure whether the lack of rhyme highlights the rhythm more or if you were deliberately aiming to play it up in this one?)--I think maybe it goes well with your word-length inclinations?
Anyway I did like Under the Skin a lot more than Bugonia so go figure
...which I guess people have because everyone isn't telling you what they think and why they think it all the time and how else could you possibly know
IMDB topline numbers for Barry Lyndon: 78% on the Tomatometer, 92% on the Popcornmeter
IMDB topline numbers for Poor Things: 92% on the Tomatometer, 80% on the Popcornmeter
Just occurred to me to look up the numbers for the two movies I think of most in relation to "WH" and well hit and miss (as I knew Poor Things would be), but Barry Lyndon is the one I keep thinking of in relation to the idea that "WH" is "shallow"...
Of all the this guy is that guy at the bar on his tenth Coors Lite of the night things that guy has ever said, the Revolutionary Guard should just hand their weapons over to the people is certainly one of them
If I were the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the US attorney-general said the congressional committee requiring her to testify about crimes should be talking about me instead I would also simply drop 20% in the next three weeks
I wonder how else I am like the Dow Jones Industrial Average
Funny thing about that comparison is that given what all you hear about WH you would not remotely guess that of these two movies it's the one with not even a flash of nudity (as opposed to, uh, a lot), which to me is one of WH's great little tricks
IMDB topline numbers for Under the Skin: 83% on the Tomatometer, 55% on the Popcornmeter
IMDB topline numbers for Wuthering Heights: 58% on the Tomatometer, 76% on the Popcornmeter
We watched Under the Skin last night, and I just saw some more Wuthrering Heights bashing on here, and, well, I am a man of the people
Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink. And the number of them that lapped, putting their hand to their mouth, was one cat
Screenshot of a bluesky post from the New Yorker promoting an article about Robin Wright having met Ayatollah Ali Khamenei once; there is a picture of mourners for Khamenei; in the middle there is a woman holding a portrait of him, and to the side there is a man wearing a grey toque with a New York Yankees logo on it
I can't get over the fact that there is New York Yankees logo in this picture
Pic of the week: Woodhopper
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One of the mysteries of life: how did it come to be that we all take for granted that the equinoxes and solstices are when the seasons "officially" start
A whimsical 5-7-5er by me up at haikuniverse today!
(God as my witness, wild turkeys can fly.)
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In the postsecondary education system, the people are represented by three separate yet equally important groupsβthe generative AIs who create content, the chatbots who interface with content-consumers, and the AI agents who consume content. This is their content.
πΌI am now the poet laureate of a very big power play goal for Switzerland there goes my brain ha yeah I saw your AI agent doesn't work I will get it to the vet so where is my leg if anyone has a pointy toe or something like an angel I will be there for you and the Last Man is the best for the record
xkcd comic about how you should not make fun of people for not knowing things everyone knows but instead show them the coke and mentos trick
It occurs to me that "diet coke and mentos thing" is now a meta thing due to the xkcd comic, congrats if you are among today's lucky 10,000
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My diet coke and mentos thing for today: mud volcanoes
Not waving but damning