Trending
Jacob Haller's Avatar

Jacob Haller

@jwgh

Musician, streamer, podcast editor, etc. Listen to my new single, The Christmas Lobster, at https://jacobhaller.bandcamp.com/track/the-christmas-lobster

157
Followers
210
Following
928
Posts
14.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Jacob Haller @jwgh

I Could Never Rescue You parody
I Could Never Rescue You parody YouTube video by Jacob Haller

In January 2018 I watched 'The Last Five Years' for @projectingfilm.bsky.social and Mike Denniston's 'The Grand Gesture' podcast, and ended up writing a parody of one of the songs. Today I recorded a lipsync video of it. This one's for the Jamie haters out there! youtu.be/1VeS_k3Izjo

14.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's been so fun to see listeners' reactions, you definitely don't want to miss this season!

13.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty cool that Main Character Syndrome is named after me!

13.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

The potholes are real - we know. (I drove into a shockingly deep one a few days ago in the dark - I get it!).
The City is working hard to patch but that’s not much consolation if you’ve popped a tire! Check out these resources if you’re looking for help. Link to the referenced map in the comments.

12.03.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So that's how my grandfather kept me from getting arrested. On another note, I was told later that it took two tow trucks to get the Olds out. It was mostly fine, except its muffler fell off a week later. (11/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And my granddad said, "You can see that there's snow on top of the guard rail." She said "Oh, OK," and handed me my license back without running it. I retrieved my permission slip, my grandfather took me to school, and I was able to go to the special lunch. (10/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and asked me for my license and registration. My mother's words from that morning ringing in my ears, I said (truthfully), "Sure, here you go, but I have to tell you, the guard rail was already flat when I went over it." And she said, "OK, but how can I know that?" (9/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But then I realized I had left the permission slip I needed to go to the lunch in the car. So, granddad drove me back to the scene of the accident, where a cop was surveying the situation. She said, "I have to give you a ticket due to the excessive damage to the guard rail," (8/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I swerved and slid and eventually ended up driving over a guard rail and down an embankment. Fortunately, I wasn't injured. I flagged down a passing car, which took me to a pay phone where I could call my grandfarther to come get me. (7/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I drove to school, & the roads were kind of slick as it had snowed the previous night. & I was running late, & I was driving faster than I should, & the Olds didn't handle snow well. At a certain point I realized I was starting to slide and in danger of drifting into oncoming traffic. (6/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The morning of the lunch, my mother told me, "I'm mailing your ticket in today, but it's overdue, so just be careful this week, because if you get pulled over, you could be arrested." This was the most blatant piece of real life foreshadowing I've ever experienced. (5/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelatedly, a while later I was invited to go to a statewide lunch for principals, where each principal could invite one of their students. (4/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My parents replaced the van with a 1960s Delta 88 Oldsmobile that my dad bought from one of his coworkers. It was an extremely powerful car with extremely bad handling. I do not recommend this as a good car for a high schooler who has already demonstrated poor driving skills. (3/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was a high school senior, I got into an accident where I made an illegal left turn in my parents' 1979 Chevy van and was hit by a couple driving a 1978 Chevy van in the other lane. Both vans were totaled and I got a ticket. (2/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been thinking about the time my grandfather kept me from getting arrested when I was in high school. This requires a little background. (1/11)

12.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An icon that Softie made of a cartoon me smiling and holding a shiny green heart.

An icon that Softie made of a cartoon me smiling and holding a shiny green heart.

12.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Dr Strangelove was kind of a different movie before the collapse of the Soviet Union.

12.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely chest patch!

11.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And, when I watched Glass Onion, it was remarkable how it had unintentionally become a period piece between filming and release. It was so obviously written between the time COVID hit big in the US and before the first vaccines became available.

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched through all of Taskmaster recently and when I hit the first series where there was no studio audience and all the contestants were spaced apart it was like ... whoof, right, yeah.

09.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you done ZARDOZ?

09.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Watching Megalopolis Reminded Me Why Francis Ford Coppola Was Once a Genius (But That's Over Now) Everything that was once good about him is six feet under the CGI and green screen of this movie.

You can't say I don't keep my promise. Last year I vowed if I hit 1,000 subscribers at The Film Maven I'd review MEGALOPOLIS. It's less a review and more an examination of Coppola's legacy, and how this movie feels like a quilt stitched from decades of twee ideas.

thefilmmaven.com/megalopolis-...

09.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6L6...

08.03.2026 00:53 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I saw this in the theater with my niece (who is generally a fan of late stage Coppola), and in the car afterwards we drove silently for a few minutes and then both started spontaneously laughing. She said, β€œI didn’t know what to expect, but it wasn’t THAT.”

06.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG

06.03.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess 'dad' and 'father' are pretty obscure.

05.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I had two grandfathers and wanted to indicated which one I was talking about. If you looked at the entire thread, you might have noticed that I also posted about my mother's father.

I am not taking applications for freelance copy editors at this time.

05.03.2026 13:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mother’s father was an engineer at General Electric and worked on some sort of classified government project that he wasn’t allowed to tell his family about.

05.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad’s father was a lawyer & his crowning achievement was being part of France’s legal team in their lawsuit against AMOCO for the AMOCO Cadiz oil spill. He had a thank-you note from France on his fridge for many years.

05.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I liked that, as an epistolary novel, you would sometimes get someone writing to a new character saying, "So, to bring you up to speed, here's all of the correspondence from the first part of the book." It's like when Kermit and Fozzy give a copy of the script to the Electric Mayhem.

04.03.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0