Emey of the fog people

Please leave California out of this.

Americans love bragging they can't be stopped from doing something that no one is stopping them from doing.

*Theyyyy* are.

You know who.

You mean, Jewish?

A cybertruck and his twin dumpster

It can be disorienting to meet your doppelganger

I wonder if he knows how the First Amendment starts

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

🐣 🪶

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Get in the flight suit, bro.

James Bond on beach aiming a speargun offscreen

Top Ten James Bond one-liners

#10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”

Pam Bondi was right, we should have been talking about the Dow being over 50,000, so we could understand just how bad it's gonna get

been thinking a lot about the minicontroversy about him wearing this hat during the dignified transfer ceremony and i have concluded he thinks it's his more formal hat

I didn't think America could cheapen the word "terrorist" more than it did during the Bush administration.

But here we are, bombing people driving boats that maybe have drugs in them.

Tehran is the 24th-most populous city on Earth

This is huge, but also it's tragic that our military is slaughtering people by the thousands in Iran and turning Tehran into an ecological disaster zone, and the price of gasoline is the only impact most Americans will feel or care about.

John McNaughton's new painting "MAGA Symphony" is truly spectacular. 10/10

Because of Prop 13, once you're in a house you should never sell it.

We have a house on our block that's been vacant for at least 5 years, but they bought it for $80,000 many decades ago, so they're paying almost nothing to keep owning it.

California property values stay astronomical because nobody sells because nobody can afford to move to a new house without leaving the state.

#RepealProp13

take note of the size, but also the terrain

they say “between the anus and genitals” way too many times in the jardiance commercial

Our Xi who art in Beijing,

Jinping be your name,

your tankers come,

your trade be done,

In Hormuz as in Suez.

Give us today our daily missiles.

Forgive us our bombings

as we forgive those who carpet bomb against us.

Lead us not into recession

but deliver us from capitalism

watching any defunctland

He'll forever be the guy who initiated the recall of Gray Davis because he thought he was going to be his replacement

My husband's first class flight to Dubai to get hair plugs has been canceled due to bombs??? Will no one think of my poor husband and his bald head

Movie poster L'Alliance Cinéatographique Européenne Présente une Production UFA Réalisé par Fritz Lang D'Après le Scénario de Thea von Harbou METROPOLIS An illustration of a modern city of skyscrapers, with the red letters of the film's title on the tops of building.

Boris Bilinsky
Poster for Fritz Lang's Metropolis, 1927

This stupid fucking meme has got body shape exactly backwards. Half the fuckin population had just spent the better part of a decade being extra malnourished in the 40s while today even pogs get addicted to lifting and creatine

It's okay, the plumbing company heir is gonna protect us.

no seriously, go work for him maybe it will work out for you, maybe it wont end in humiliation and eventual criminal charges, maybe youll be the only one

It might work for us