Geo Resists 🇺🇸

US Navy tells shipping industry Hormuz escorts not possible for now The U.S. Navy has refused near-daily requests from the shipping industry for military escorts through the Strait of Hormuz since ​the start of the war on Iran, saying the risk of attacks is too high f...

The Navy says NOPE www.reuters.com/world/middle...

Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport) Truth

substack.com/@borowitzrep...

All true

The party that wants to gut food stamps for the poor just bought the Pentagon a surf-and-turf dinner on your dime.

This is who they are.
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Weeks later, 42 million Americans, including 16 million children, faced losing their SNAP benefits when the government shutdown hit and food assistance was suspended for the first time in the program's 60-year history.
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The shopping list is grotesque. $225 million on furniture. $12,000 on fruit basket stands. $15.1 million on ribeye. $6.9 million in lobster tail. $130,000 on doughnuts. A $26,000 violin. A $21,750 handmade Japanese flute.
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According to a new Open the Books report, the Department of Defense torched over $50 billion in just the final five business days of September 2025, more than the entire defense budgets of Canada and Mexico combined.
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Pete Hegseth's Pentagon just set a record for the worst year-end spending binge since at least 2008, $93.4 billion in a single month, and the receipts include king crab, Herman Miller recliners, and a $98,000 Steinway grand piano for a general's house.
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BREAKING: As many as 150 U.S. troops have been wounded in the war with Iran, according to sources familiar—far higher than the Pentagon’s publicly disclosed figure of just 8 seriously wounded troops. The true toll of this war is already far worse than the public has been told. (Reuters)

Alina HabbaDabbaDo: Still Stupid
#ParkingTicketLawyer

Frankly, if this comes as any surprise then you really need to start paying attention.

Especially Dems

ICE locked up a deaf kid without his hearing aids—and wouldn't let him have them back Rep. Eric Swalwell is working to help the family seek humanitarian parole.

Pure evil, they are
www.motherjones.com/mojo-wire/20...

Many Details Of 13 Y.O.'s Epstein, Trump Statements Confirmed The Post and Courier found that the woman gave verifiable details to FBI agents about her family background and its legal entanglements.

There are always those pesky receipts to refute the endless lies
crooksandliars.com/2026/03/many...

He knows nothing

Whee! Crude Oil Prices Hit $119 A Barrel I'm sure the Genius Preznit has a plan for that.

Cowardly Commander Bone-spurs demands oil tanker crews risk their lives to get oil to US so prices come down.

Trump demanded on Fox News this AM that ship crews sail through the Strait of Hormuz saying “show some guts” adding there was “nothing to be afraid of."

crooksandliars.com/2026/03/whee...

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Epstein Latest: A newly surfaced document reveals an inmate told the FBI he overheard guards talking about covering up Epstein's death the morning he died.

Miami Herald Investigative Reporter, Julie K. Brown, describes what the inmate claims he heard.

Trump's photo next to record-high gas prices

Some jokes write themselves.

Thank you, Donald Trump!

Chris Murphy: "I think it's likely the United States that carried out this attack on this school. I think it's unforgivable under any circumstances, but the fact this was one of our first targeting decisions speaks to the incompetence of our leadership at the Dept of Defense."

Trump killed children
#Iran

Chauffeurs have ears 👂
#PedoPrez

The boys from Bombay say hi
#Caturday

This is *nothing* dignified about wearing a cheap baseball cap that promotes yourself to the otherwise solemn ceremony to receive the bodies of the troops you had killed to distract from your bad economy and rampant pedophilia.

I thought he wouldn't even show up TBH

"About 800 Patriot missiles were used in just THREE DAYS of fighting in the Middle East- MORE than Ukraine has had during the ENTIRE war!" VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY, President of Ukraine OCCUPY DEMOCRATS"About 800 Patriot missiles were used in just THREE DAYS of fighting in the Middle East- MORE than Ukraine has had during the ENTIRE war!" VOLODYMYR ZELENSKY, President of Ukraine OCCUPY DEMOCRATS

Markwayne Mullin as a coward.

Somehow I think they're regretting their allegiance, but they're too scared to do anything now.