Simple Farmer Anjohl

Ah... Oh, doctor.. You're such a nice young man, aiding your elders..

Ah, No doctor.. My head!

You must stop saying that name, my head hurts merely hearing it! I do not know of this man!

*The simple farmer sprawls himself out dramatically atop the biobed.*

Oh, Doctor! Why is it that this keeps happening! I am but an innocent man..

Oh, Doctor.. It happened again, did it not? My head hurts..

Yeowch :(

*As she trembled in fear, the body of the farmer lay limp infront of her.*

*It didn't take much to knock down the simple farmer, striking him so hard that he toppled over himself and clattered to the floor. His jaw slackened and eyes shut.*

I have no clue what you're talking about! You are a fool! Get away from me!

I'm just a simple farmer, dear.

Hm? Figures? How so?

Hm? The temple? Now why would I be there.. I'm afraid you have the wrong man.

Ph, it's been so long since I planted any, dear doctor. I fear my memory grows a bit hazy at the edges hm? I do quite like the red variety.

Oh, I didn't murder anyone. Save a few insects while I was farming. Who was your sister? I don't think I know her.

No games. I only farm. At least I did before I became a captive to their whims. Ah.. alas... I digress!

Hm.. you said it all too correctly. It is a shame, isn't it? Such a shame..

Isnt tea wonderful? I wish I could have planted more of it.

Me? What about me?

Good morning, fools.

I speak only prayers to those who have my life in their hands. You are not one.

Quite a pathetic thing that you need to beg a simple farmer such as myself not to speak word of the information you so willingly bragged about moments ago. Perhaps that desperation of yours is humiliation enough for me.

Oh hush, child.

Someone's getting ahead of themselves hmm? That's quite a sharp toy for you to be swinging around. Are you sure your parents allowed you to have that?

I doubt that, my dear. Won't you let this poor, simple farmer go?

Hm? Now, now. We wouldn't want an accident to happen, would be Lieutenant? I'm still in custody of the station. It would be a.. bad look if a prisoner was found dead here.

Hm? What was that? Say it louder for the promenade to hear, fool.

And yet you are only a Lieutenant? Pathetic.

I've got friends in high and low places. What of you hm? I can't say I've ever heard your name.

Oh, i am much more connected than you would think, dear.

You are correct, people do not need the favor of the gods; they simply need to be in my favor. Cut out the middle man, right?

The promenade is peaceful. More people should be crowding around me and begging for my blessing.