botany

they would not under a german-style system because that is impossible under a german-style system.

we were talking about the german system.

in the german system. we were talking about the german system.

insurance companies do not pick patients, patients pick insurance companies.

"people who do the real work" in connection with astrology is probably the funniest post i've seen in a while, congrats hahaha

Photographs of a dinosaur-looking bird, the shoebill, and popstar Sabrina Carpenter, overlaid with a height comparison showing both are 152 cm, with visual graphics saying the magazine's name SSWAGGER and some Chinese characters

Photographs of a shoebill and popstar Sabrina Carpenter overlaid with a height comparison showing that, yes indeed, both are just 152 cm

I can't even begin to describe this photograph. I think that might be Taylor Swift on a night out with Sabrina Carpenter. But Sabrina is photoshopped to have a shoebill face and talons, with wing-tips coming out her coat but still Sabrina's hair

Just incredible shoebill awareness-raising from this Hong Kong teens' magazine

fuck off with your AI slop

"a fifth" sounds way too cutesy for how much liquid it actually is.

first time i heard "stan" where he's like "yo slim, i just drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?" i thought that man sounded like a light-weight. how much can a fifth be, that's a tiny fraction. two shots, tops. easy.

"image grok AI" fuck off into the sun

bernie needs to retire.

how this dude still has a job is beyond me, have we all forgotten his performance in the run-up to the financial crisis in 08?

textbook antisemitism, please remove yourself from this life

the dude in the picture is NAFO, so he's probably genuinely dumb though.

More than half a million pounds spent on influencers by UK government since 2024 Figures from FoI request show increase in ministerial use of social media personalities to present campaigns

don't know which would be worse but we know which one is true:

i see the epstein-but-drawn freaks are out in full force, hope you get banned from the internet bud :)

pretty simple to have the moral high ground over people who jerk off to drawn pedophilia :)

this account is spamming this post all over, please report any instance you see plus the account itself for spam, i just did.

but he has been drawn in though

that's a very cool project, what are you using for ingredients? hope it comes out well!

it's the opener, "Who Sent You?"

if you know of a homeboy sandman verse you rate higher, let me know, i haven't heard all of his stuff!

at work rn, give me like two hours

sandman has probably the best verse i've ever heard from him on this project.

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

why not just call for rejoining the EU? with what you want, you'll pretty much have to anyway.

deeply embarrassing

so snake-oil salesman then, got it

god you are so desperate

they're not wrong!

right so when you were jerking off about your labour manifesto and you concluded with
"The whole thing was tested in detailed polling to ensure the messages got through."
that's not you advocating for focus grouping policy.

i think it's time for labour people to shut up, quite frankly.

here is the non-paywalled version for those who are interested, but it's not really worth reading. it's a labour guy complaining that green policies are not focus-grouped enough, because of course.
archive.ph/N0W3X