Hench-workers
Hench-workers
While I believe the order was reversed, this university Chancellor was fired for doing just that!
www.fire.org/news/profess...
That's much better
Marco-nistas?
BREAKING
Former ICE agent:
On my first day training new cadets, I received secretive orders to teach them to violate the Constitution by entering homes without a judicial warrant.
Grave of the Fireflies. Saw it when I was 18, sobbed at a film for the first time. Now that I have kids, I'm sure it would be even harder to watch.
m.imdb.com/title/tt0095...
Is there a McSweeny's version of "ate the Onion"?
Just finished the Cohen Brothers Barton Fink. What a rollercoaster of a film. John Turturro's Fink was astonishingly hapless and John Goodman brought his usual energy to both faces of his role. Def worth a watch
m.imdb.com/title/tt0101...
That looks fucking delicious
"Hey Alexa, does OpenAI still have dogshit unit economics?"
Wait, is RFK Jr. a never nudes? That would explain wearing jeans in water.
Looks like a level from Portal 2
At least it wasn't a Stephen Miller goatse
I like the railing gap in the top right, great for kids who think stairs are too slow.
I worked in a casino as a security guard during my undergrad years, and it put me wayyyy off casinos. I saw a lot of people with clear gambling problems and zero hesitation to wring them dry.
Double feature: our university's production of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (great) and the Mateix Reloaded (not great)
Roblox is not allowed in my house for safety reasons and because most of the games have dogshit gameplay. It's 2026, there is no reason to play shitty Skinner box games.
I'm relieved they will be using AI agents, as their results will be dogshit.
First, people start leaving the doors open on purpose.
Next, Waymo starts charging passengers extra if they don't close the doors.
Finally, rogue Waymo door closers roam the streets, closing doors left ajar before fees can be charged.
βThe first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.β
Ok, Grandpa... you should go take a nap before Canada's trade deal with Azerbijan bans pillows.
"Delivering doughnuts"
No way Trump lets that insult stand without retaliation against Ford or the UAW
*masturbating
This beholder looks like it's mom just walked in on it masterbating
Ah, the difference between "have to do it" and "get to do it".
There is no such thing as the State
And no one exists alone;
Hunger allows no choice
To the citizen or the police;
We must love one another or die.
"September 1, 1939" by W.H. Auden
"This feature isn't finalized yet, because I'm still waiting on the requirements"
I feel attacked
Types of psychedelics tried? Best/worst experience on one?