Listening to this is so much funnier than simply hearing it described.
Listening to this is so much funnier than simply hearing it described.
I just donβt want any of my guys beefingβ¦
AS YOU DO
4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
Itβs interesting because Iβve also heard that Cal didnβt want to get pine tar on his hands given he was catching.
Gas this morning was $4.95 at local COSTCO. Are you kidding me??
Not beating the holy war rap.
Welcome!
Y'all - this is crazy behavior when there's...*checks notes* ALL OF THIS OTHER SHIT GOING ON RIGHT NOW WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WHERE IS JAKE TAPPER TO WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS NONSENSE.
Also, the NCAA.
That's all. Just the NCAA.
If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, Iβd have two nickels, which isnβt a lot, but itβs weird it happened twice
Trump also wore his dignified-transfer hat while playing golf yesterday. (Via Hugo Lowell on X.)
The internet remains undefeated.
Everythingβs fine
The government just told a federal court:
βCourts cannot tell the President what to say.β
Thatβs the theory behind Trumpβs latest clash with the judiciaryβand it could end up before the Supreme Court. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
Disneyland is a short term experience.
Donβt forget about voting in the primaries when most of what they say they hate COULD be avoided.
Things look grim in the markets right now, but at least the U.S. economy wasnβt already being propped up by a massive speculative AI bubble that is highly sensitive to rising energy costs.
Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music
Several dozen folks did
Some even dubbed music over the original clip.
I haven't been able to get this out of my head.
So I give you
A Bluesky exclusive:
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Every time I see one of their commercials, I ask where 4Patriots was on January 6.
The U.S. government has lost more than 10,000 STEM Ph.D.s since Trump took office.
A Science analysis reveals how many were fired, retired, or quit across 14 agencies. Read more: https://scim.ag/4boPkq8
Me, working on an item with a deadline tomorrow while the world is collapsingβ¦
Gallup Poll (3/5/26):
Do you approve of $8 gas
No: 99%
Yes: 1%
Do you approve of Donald Trump's $8 gas policy
No: 46.6%
Yes: 38.9%
Unsure: 14.5%
Missed it by "that" much. bsky.app/profile/apne...
"A woman who claims she was abused as a minor by both Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump has given the FBI vivid accounts that include aspects of her life corroborated by the The Post and Courier through public records."
βIf you saw an economy teetering on the brink, the only advice Iβd give the administration is donβt do anything rashβ¦ donβt do anything silly.... I have a feeling that advice may have come a week too late.β
80 degree Southern California day at the beach in early March. Just wow. Wouldnβt live anywhere elseβ¦
I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.
Fox ran older footage but labeled it as happening Saturday.