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failed mathematician, now 20% less mentally ill they/them thanks

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thinking about maximizing a paperclip

10.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think you'll find, it's about the cigarettes we had on the way heh

10.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

can't say i encourage the latter

10.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
the apex of the aqueduct, canal and tow path in foreground

the apex of the aqueduct, canal and tow path in foreground

i am having a cigarette atop the aqueduct

i am having a cigarette atop the aqueduct

step 2, 3 illustrated:

10.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
an aqueduct lurks in the background, crossing a riven and hidden by trees

an aqueduct lurks in the background, crossing a riven and hidden by trees

the aqueduct looms over the river, arch on display

the aqueduct looms over the river, arch on display

step 1: approach the aqueduct

10.03.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

inventing the aqueduct cigarette, where you go to an aqueduct, and have a cigarette

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

only a few roads that haven't been mauled by the tank parade alas

10.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is this a top gear reference? sounds like a clarkson bit

10.03.2026 11:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 10837 πŸ” 2434 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 117

good morning to the man outside my house with an impact drill

10.03.2026 11:27 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

bought the wrong kind of antihistamine too, big day

09.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking to myself "i do miss having cats" as i walk to the store to buy anti histamines, as cleaning the flat has kicked up no small amount of cat hair

09.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

another iron rule of software seems to be: people make changes in the easiest places until there are no easy places left to change

in particular, there's a flavour of drive by commit where 'the easiest place' is 'new code goes in the last file i had open' and it quickly becomes spaghetti heh

09.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

although there is some truth in "software will grow in complexity until it is capable of reading email" there is also some truth in "software will rot until it is effectively one giant blob labeled 'util'"

09.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

reminds me of zongamin / holy fuck with devo characteristics

09.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

watching the quebecois polkadot uh band again, honestly yeah this is entirely my thing

09.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

discord not doing great today

09.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good morning

09.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Microscopes can See Video on a LaserDisc - Andonstar AD246S-P
Microscopes can See Video on a LaserDisc - Andonstar AD246S-P YouTube video by Tech Tangents

this is WILD youtu.be/qZuR-772cks

09.03.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you have found me at a very chinese room time of my life" etc

09.03.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

has it been eight years since poop knife on reddit already

08.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

apropos of nothing "YOU CAN JUST DO THINGS TO PEOPLE" feels like one of those ominously threatening lines from a jenny holzer installation

08.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"how did it work under capitalism" it was state funded "ah" heh

08.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

honkbal

08.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

there's a "from vox pop to vox unc" joke here i'm sure of it

08.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The motto of the modern tech industry is "You can just do things to people"

07.03.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 2652 πŸ” 536 πŸ’¬ 104 πŸ“Œ 22
sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: β€œi’ve got no yeehaws left”

sad little cowboy cat doodle, written text around it reads: β€œi’ve got no yeehaws left”

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 1840 πŸ” 549 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 18

fusion mince and tatties

08.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still working out how to describe it "brubeck surf rock fugue pop" seems apt but "ratatat tabarnac" has better mouth feel

08.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah i finally got pushed to it last night, i needed to see it recommended by a not-a-primus fan to be sure

08.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0