You're not going to make any money doing this and no one is going to read it, so you must hope for a secret third thing to happen
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You're not going to make any money doing this and no one is going to read it, so you must hope for a secret third thing to happen
yeah sorry, i told claude to put itself in my shoes
the phillies have officially lost the nl east's big silly guys fun vibes status. the braves (ontologically evil) mets (have their own weird thing) and nats (AAA roster) are ineligible so congratulations to the... marlins?! that can't be right
When I type 'wtf', but it autocorrects to "Verily, I hath witnessed a spectacle so witless,mine very soul hath packed its belongings and fled mine body. Tis as though reason itself hath tripped over a turnip and perished."
I really do speak that way. It fucks with the normies.
Close reading is a powerful method.
This has been bugging me this morning.
Is Ann Carson a superfan of winter sports?
I have a hard time imagining LK sitting still for long enough to watch, like, a hockey game or a round of snowboarders doing tricks.
Like, I absolutely believe that Annie Ernaux does. And Han Kang too.
This is kind of dumb, I wonder if Laszlo Krasznahorkai watches the Olympics.
I did not like Shadow Ticket. This is just a first impression, but, hmm.
"Villette as full-on gothic horror"
Hart Crane when he's going on about the bridge, for sure, Whitman on the ferry and, maybe, the Cheever stories about the city.
This is just an image that reads: Enough About Angels The Nobel Lecture Laszlo Krasznahorkai
That's quite a title and I'm a little excited for this to come out.
don’t forget to leave cookies and milk out with the door unlocked for Jason Voorhees tonight
Look, I hate that I know what this means ... [mumbles] internet traditions.
This is a word that I butchered until I just had to ask someone from Philadelphia, with as much humility as I had, what the name of that river is.
Just heard someone from the UK pronounce Schuylkill, and it was fantastic.
Exchange between Jon Heyman and a Yankees fan where the fan says “Stop trying to give us false hope. This shit is ass Heyman.” Heyman: “But it’s well written ass.”
“But it’s well written ass” Will be the last words I speak on this Earth
it’s actually not hard to gauge the quality of any given tv show—if the characters involved make correct moral choices, it’s a good show. this is why the sopranos is considered one of the worst shows ever made, and it’s why every year the outstanding drama emmy goes to paw patrol
Chapter 25 Postscript
Twenty-five chapters into a book with 135 chapters, Melville titles a chapter, “Postscript”!! What a fucking king 👑
Loving the filter on this**
(**Yes, I know it's my fault because of my settings: I'm not changing that)
Edgar Allen Poe's friends at a party:
i know genx invented body shots because you get to drink out of the hoes
excerpt from story of the lost child with the line ‘the pedantry of the bostonians’ highlighted
boston catching strays in the neapolitan novels lmao
An unattributed news source via a Newsbreak news aggregation push notification reading: Headlines: Leonardo DiCaprio forced to miss awards show due to fallout from US military operation in Venezuela
It really IS just one battle after another for this guy 😔
Skeleton Bull Fighters
Skeleton Bull Fighters https://www.brooklynmuseum.org/opencollection/objects/98881
Mogwai
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
fuck yes!
I once Uber’ed Pat Benatar and she reported me as a hard braker