Goose (@phatcussy)

more like the closed of hormuz lol lmao lol roflmao ijbol xD sksksksksksksksksk and i OOP

11.03.2026 17:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

you, a marketing email from AirBnB, have the nerve to mark yourself as Highly Important? you mean nothing to me.

11.03.2026 16:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

was it the shoes? i hope it was the shoes

11.03.2026 16:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

vocal fry is annoying to you? just say you hate women

11.03.2026 16:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i would've stayed forever if i could

11.03.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ah so he has been to the grocery store but he doesn't know how money works at the grocery store

11.03.2026 15:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

went back in time to tell a Victorian child about mac n cheese and he looked at me and said "Such gluttony will not go unpunished. The swine in Hell will suck your bones dry." but then i let him hit the dab pen and he died instantly. not sure what the moral is here

11.03.2026 15:45 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

has Donald Trump ever even been inside a grocery store

11.03.2026 15:39 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hooting is one thing. but add a little hollering to it? another level entirely.

11.03.2026 15:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

11.03.2026 15:18 👍 2530 🔁 482 💬 21 📌 7

that final summary under 311's "Down" music video just about sums it up. happy 3/11

11.03.2026 15:10 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

years of research have led me to this conclusion: Jesus was real and he was vaccinated. he wasn't vaccinated for HPV though. Said he didn't believe in it and if he got it it wouldn't hurt him anyway

11.03.2026 14:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

once again i emerge from my nice warm cave. good morning

11.03.2026 14:08 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we've found an Open AI data center. it must be destroyed

11.03.2026 03:31 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

gooseIsStrange - Twitch reuniting with old friends in raccoon city

reuniting with my old friends in raccoon city

www.twitch.tv/gooseisstran...

11.03.2026 03:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

pro-gamer known only as "The Backshot King"

11.03.2026 02:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the ghost of hormuz

11.03.2026 02:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what? did anyone else hear about this?

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if they were cool with you they wouldn't pelt you with dirt 😢

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

im going to have to intervene..

11.03.2026 02:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you'd better go to the swag store

11.03.2026 01:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you'd better turn your swag on right now chat

11.03.2026 01:32 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

LFG!

11.03.2026 00:47 👍 1403 🔁 183 💬 21 📌 9

despicable

11.03.2026 01:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jake Tapper bringing a guy on to talk about how Mahmoud Khalil going to Gracie Mansion is somehow "anti-semitic" is disgraceful. More like Fake Crapper

11.03.2026 01:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

lmfao

11.03.2026 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yes exactly

11.03.2026 00:51 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(looks you up and down) Nice strait. it'd be a shame if (smirks) somebody closed it

11.03.2026 00:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

look what they took from us

11.03.2026 00:44 👍 43 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 3

people in the 90s said "this is the bomb-diggity!" when achieving orgasm

11.03.2026 00:33 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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