hex

more like poop sky

does it smell like uploveofmylife in here?

getting into a baseball team for a beautiful woman hits like crack honestly

really funny to me that I've been taking a break from dating over the past several months until I move to philly just for me to end up taking a trip to la to visit a girl a month before I move

if sucking dick is gay then put my ass in a museum

hello miller bi wife on bluesky nation, I have returned because they suspended my twitter over this

never trust a dj with only one pronoun

lesbianism is so beautiful it has me looking up the phillies road schedule and plane ticket prices

resisting the urge to change my name again as if I didn't just primarily switch to hex like 4-5 months ago

do any beautiful women wanna say I love u way too soon on it

convincing all the therians to start using bluesky by calling them bleats

gonna start tweeting like it's bluesky

I think I should just be allowed to just transport my entire columbus social life over to philly with me I think that would be great

what if instead of bluegrass night it was boob ass night

hello boobsky I have bangs now

hey that's my line

what if instead of bluesky it was foot sky

thanksgiving is a great time to tell ur 1.5 year old nephew about the wonders of estradiol

what if instead of root beer it was foot beer

my only real goal on this trip to philly is to find april on grindr and scare the shit out of her

gonna be primarily going by hex for a bit to see how I like it

what if instead of bluesky it was called twitter and instead of posts there were tweets and the logo was a little bird? just an idea I've been brainstorming. also there'd be a lot more feet

playing signalis would fix me right now

boob sky

they call it webfishing cause we b fishing

poop sky