Em

Not to sound bitter but I don’t think you can complain about what a hard year you’ve had when you got married to the love of your life and bought a house

Idc how many years it’s been or how many other people like you, if you’ve ever talked shit about one of my friends you’re forever tainted in my eyes

You gotta listen when they put their personality disorder on full display

Hinge is like, “your type? Never heard of her.”

Chicken sausage might be the greatest food invention ever

Add a fanny pack and a purposeful gait and you’re set to go out at night but ONLY IF YOU NEED TO

The no-makeup/bermuda shorts combo is really effective creep repellent

My baby bangs are like my 2020 situationship. I just cannot seem to get over them and move on to (possibly) greener pastures

Sorry but no one and I mean no one wants to hear you blasting Jelly Roll at the river

Gotta take advantage of a full beat and a hotel mirror

Also this mid century clock but it was $50 😵‍💫

Saw a skunk piggy bank at the antique store today and can’t stop thinking about it. Should I go back for her?

I’m feeling really heavy, sad vibes being in Colorado right now. I wish I could come back here and enjoy it

Piping hot take and I hate to admit it but Facebook dating is functionally superior to hinge and tinder

I feel like I have my life together when my bras and panties match

I can forgive the Gen x women at the bar next to me for their phone volume simply because they’re cracking up at skibidi toilet videos

Feel most like myself with this color

“Male loneliness epidemic”

Aka my daughter

Mine might be the only family in the world that doesn’t want a corgi around for a weekend

Almost didn’t click the link for these when it arrived almost 8 months late

I wonder if the men who criticize women for putting their insta handles in their dating app bios realize how many men put their insta handles in their dating app bios

Back on Hinge and Tinder

Now that’s something lol

I really can’t contain myself around pimento cheese

Smoking cigarettes is crazy because no buzz or high could possibly be worth smelling like that

I’m not certain if this placed used to be all ages or if they just want it that way now as a new thing

Yeah it was up here but a very similar scenario!

Cutting bangs now too

Doing some online shopping tonight to make up for how poorly online dating is going