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Writer/Humorist at http://dwrhodes.ink ๐Ÿ’ป #USNavy #Veteran โš“ SeaWorld Mime ๐Ÿคก Radio Producer/Host๐ŸŽ™๏ธHollywood Security Pro๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐ŸผFilm/TV Background Actor ๐ŸŽฌ San Francisco Tour Guide ๐ŸŒ‰ Now #Retired to an Island Oasis ๐Ÿ๏ธ in San Francisco Bay.

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That means Ben's father (Jim) and your father (Edward Vinson Rhodes) were First Cousins.
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So I guess I am a second-cousin to Ben Rhodes of Pod Save America. Also, the physical resemblance between him and my late step-brother Jack is uncanny.

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11.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Connection: Benโ€™s grandfather was indeed James Samuel Rhodes (born ~1882 in Texas).

The Link: James Samuel Rhodes was the older brother of your "Grandpa David" (David Ellsworth Rhodes).

The Relationship: * James Samuel and David Ellsworth were brothers.

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11.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just discovered through a deep-dive on Gemini that I am a cousin to Ben Rhodes of "Pod Save The World." Pretty cool find.
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From Gemini AI...

The Smoking Gun Found

I tracked down the lineage for Benโ€™s father, James "Jim" Rhodes (the lawyer from Baytown)

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11.03.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know how JFK's grave at Arlington has the "eternal flame?" When this guy finally passes, we need to petition the National Park Service to install a solid gold "eternal urinal."

This will be preventative, as undoubtedly thousands will want to piss on his grave, so might as well install plumbing.

07.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That meme showing the woman pinned can be VERY triggering for some, Please reconsider posting it. The metaphor is solid and we all know that's how it is, but the visual of it is going to bring someone down, as horrific memories that have been blocked will likely rise up again and traumatize someone.

25.08.2025 02:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke
There's a Horse In The Hospital | John Mulaney | Netflix Is A Joke YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke

John Mulaney from a few years back, but sadly the metaphor still applies. If you haven't seen this bit, take a break to treat yourself to a hearty laugh wrapped in a poignant message ๐Ÿ˜‚

youtu.be/JhkZMxgPxXU?...

20.08.2025 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The side of a mug that someone sent to my wife as a gift.

20.08.2025 00:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The top of an open-top sightseeing bus, showing a father and daughter smiling at the camera as I (the tour guide) was making sure guests were ready to go. The little girl has her doll sitting upright next to her and wearing a seatbelt, as she is.

The top of an open-top sightseeing bus, showing a father and daughter smiling at the camera as I (the tour guide) was making sure guests were ready to go. The little girl has her doll sitting upright next to her and wearing a seatbelt, as she is.

From my tour guide days, this family was all set to go. Daddy had made sure his little girl was buckled in, so she had to make sure that HER baby was buckled in too.

Safety First!

18.08.2025 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now, now... Charlie Brown would NEVER swear like that!

He is far too wholesome to utter the words, "Donald Trump."

17.08.2025 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he knew about acronyms I'd start guessing, but there's no way he does.

17.08.2025 14:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ew ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ

16.08.2025 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to admit that I'm really upset about how the press just doesn't seem to care at all about the welfare of our men and women in law enforcement.

I mean, how IS the sandwich cop? Is he going to pull through? Did he get Dijon in his eye? Did they successfully remove that olive in surgery?

16.08.2025 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I actually am a retired tour guide (San Francisco), and... hey, me too.

15.08.2025 13:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The irony, that just stating such things makes her one of the ugliest humans alive, but at least in that house she has plenty of company.

14.08.2025 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is why ghosts don't talk to me...

14.08.2025 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love how they speak Trump's language in all caps and bluster, but draw the line at misspellings and typos.

13.08.2025 03:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Normally, I'd balk at anything coming out of Newsom's press office that looks like it was composed by a 5th grade school kid, but I'm LMAO at the realization Gavin is just speaking his language.

12.08.2025 19:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

James Spader was SO great in that role... we saw every episode. As for the closing, it's quite timely right now. Thanks for a great share. I love the writing in this.

12.08.2025 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sadly, I have a feeling the DC violence rate is about to go WAY up.

12.08.2025 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given the reputation of that place, there was probably one in the upper left, behind that wall. Darn CAPTCHAs, they can be tricky.

10.08.2025 12:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good LORD, man... just do a 'Bing Crosby' already and get it over with.

(If you don't know, look it up. Bing was in Spain, DT in Scotland).

26.07.2025 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could say, "I did 'NOTSEE' THAT coming," but I'd be lying *cough*

18.07.2025 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Top deck of a tour bus, photo snapped by tour guide (me), showing a man wearing a very weird bandana mask with shades, and a lady reacting to it with amusement.

Top deck of a tour bus, photo snapped by tour guide (me), showing a man wearing a very weird bandana mask with shades, and a lady reacting to it with amusement.

Ten years ago, I was a San Francisco Tour Guide and snapped this photo on the bus one day. I have no idea who these people were, because they were just random guests, but feel free to make it a meme.

Just please send your meme to me too if you post it.

#SanFrancisco #Meme #BigBusTours

18.07.2025 22:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I only use it because I'm old now and my balls always itch.

#TMI

18.07.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always wonder if that ever present cross around her neck burns just a little when she gets home, so she has to use a bit of Hydrocortisone cream to ease the rash.

18.07.2025 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You might be able to use a VPN, take all the precautions on your mobile, laptop, and smart TV, but you have no control of what that WAYMO saw last Friday when you were in the back seat with someone else's Mrs. so and so, or you decide to make-out to a live version of "Viva La Vida."

18.07.2025 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know I sound like I'm a snail's fart away from "birds aren't real," but a citizen can now be surveilled without ever knowing it if they are a target of interest, and not just by a random kiss cam.

If you're in a high-end exec position, don't fuck around unless you want it to go viral.

18.07.2025 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tech company Astronomer launches investigation into 'kiss cam' moment at Coldplay concert A man and woman at a Coldplay concert in Boston ducked when shown on the Jumbotron.

Oh, Andy, tsk tsk... There are cameras EVERYWHERE now, dude!

When I did surveillance 22 years ago *cough* there were starting to be cameras everywhere. I ran a few for LAPD.

OVER TWENTY YEARS AGO.

Now the CIA can land an 'insect' on your windowsill and record all.

abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...

18.07.2025 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get along with the case worker very well; she's become a good friend to us, in as much as she's allowed, because she's our assigned social worker.

So now, when asked what my goal is, I tell her, "It's to wake-up tomorrow morning and start a new day," and that's what she puts down on the form.

18.07.2025 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife and I live in VA supportive housing. As a part of the deal, I get an 'assessment' every few months, and the case worker has to ask me what my goals are. I've told her that I am not 'goal-oriented,' per se, and never have been. She understands.

Nonetheless, I just sent her this post...

18.07.2025 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0