Thoroughly Ancient Tillie🦉☕⏳🐄

hard to believe how many people across the entire world want one simple thing that just never seems to happen

So….a code hallucination gets to use she/her but it’s a crisis when my trans sisters do. Oh, okay

Leaders of both parties should be calling for Witkoff's immediate resignation after these remarks. He is a Russian patsy, a traitor, and this has just gone for too long. It is has to end.

It's all there. All of the bullshit claims about emergencies and national security threats. The goal all along was to give Trump the power to deploy the military domestically to suppress dissent and crush MAGA's enemies.

These are dangerous people. They're now in the highest levels of government.

Insurrectionist Brunch: Trumpists plotted to deploy military on U.S. soil Before the 2024 election, a cadre of MAGA loyalists met over brunch to plot ways for Trump to use the military domestically.

This is just astonishingly great reporting.

All of the crises the White House has claimed over the last 14 months were planned in advance. All of them.

And however much contempt you have for media outlets who reverently relayed Trump's claim to have no relation to Project 2025, it isn't enough.

Politicians and media consistently fail to point out that fundamentalist Muslims, such as the rulers of Saudi Arabia and Iran, are right wing conservatives. Instead the implication is that they are leftist radicals. Yet every social policy of these theocracies mirror the views of the American right.

You can see he's physically DYING to say that "DEI is when Jews and women and black people do things that I, a white person, don't like" but knows that if he says that, he'll never get hired outside his father's regional jacuzzi company again.

They're scared shitless of his popularity and that of his program.

That's why they're supporting the current Ogles-era conservative idea that Muslim Americans are only provisional citizens who can be held responsible for any extremist act internal and external.

Always 😍

Why...did CNN do this

"In a just world they would be cast out and condemned, their misdeeds exhaustively catalogued, never able again to show their faces in polite society. That world may not come to pass .."

This is fabulous
Definitely read it today:

But the one thing it does do well is code *touches earpiece* I’m getting an update …

Did I hear Monte Cristo Sandwich?! Count me in!

The Fellowship represents all the people of Middle Earth: men, elves, dwarves, and hobbits.

They get mad when people on SNAP want to buy soda

One night, musician and religious leader Charles Manson sent his closest friends on a scavenger hunt in the Hollywood Hills. By sunrise, those idealistic young people would find their lives had changed forever.

Well sure, wouldn't you?

A headline reading “Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables”

Yes everything is terrible but let’s not lose sight of the fact that someone has written the Headline to End All Headlines.

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

Gonna double down with a reminder that if you post a screenshot of text from an article you should alt text it & link to the fucking article!!!! If you found it on the internet you should share the link!!! Do not force me to Nancy Drew my way back to the source by triangulating fonts w/news outlets.

Not the point, but it’s

*rain*

you blithering idiot

Before it's too late, could every English speaker sort out rein/reign/(rain?) kthxbye

He can and should be impeached hundreds of times

Street mural of Harriet Tubman reaching toward the viewer with a helping hand. A little girl facing the mural is in the foreground for scale. Artist: Michael Rosato. The mural, painted in 2019, is located behind 424 Race Street in Cambridge, MD on the exterior wall of the Harriet Tubman Museum and Education Center.

Did you know that tomorrow, March 10th marks the National Day of Rest for Black Women, a day created to center rest, reflection, and renewal? It's also the anniversary of Harriet Tubman’s passing, honoring her powerful legacy of courage, resistance, and liberation.

this would be incredible...
7TH HEAVEN
SUNRISE
STREET ANGEL
...what a marathon! (these are all public domain, we could do it ourselves!)
#TCMParty #Sunrise

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Pillsbury sign over Third Avenue bridge and its reflection

If Iran does anything that stops the flow of Oil within the Strait of Hormuz, they will be hit by the United States of America TWENTY TIMES HARDER than they have been hit thus far. Additionally, we will take out easily destroyable targets that will make it virtually impossible for Iran to ever be built back, as a Nation, again — Death, Fire, and Fury will reign upon them — But I hope, and pray, that it does not happen! This is a gift from the United States of America to China, and all of those Nations that heavily use the Hormuz Strait. Hopefully, it is a gesture that will be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump is completely flailing. He didn't anticipate the economic blowback and now he's trying to undo the past 10 days and contain the damage.

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

They’re the best.
We ❤️ Penzeys