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Christopher Robin

@humanerror62

Writer, satirist. Working to maintain balance in the New Dark Ages. www.menonpause.info, https://fictionalized.substack.com/, https://redlightdistrict.substack.com/

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I Haven't Got Time For The Pain 🎢 Or the room, or the need for the pain 🎢

What a month and a half this has been. I look forward to returning to my regular writing soon. Thanks to all of you who have hung in there with me. xoxo Chris www.menonpause.info/p/i-havent-g...

07.03.2026 01:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Opinion | Daryl Hannah: How Can β€˜Love Story’ Get Away With This?

Hey. If you were considering watching the "Love Story" series on Hulu or Disney (about JRF, Jr., and Carolyn Bessette), don't bother. Seriously shitty series built on a foundation of lies. For more on why to boycott this show, read Daryl Hannah's opinion piece in the NY Times.

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Micro-cheating & Mentionitis Lorinda's recommendation: send your man to the dog house

An oldie but goodie. I thought you might need some Lorinda Birdwhistle this morning.
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06.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported YouTube video by Ben Palmer

Gotta love Ben Palmer, the comedian who set up a fake "deportation tip line" to capture unvarnished, racist commentary from some of the great citizens of this country we live in. My personal fav is from a kindergarten teacher. youtu.be/zJnkikcrHA0?...

21.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles Caution: DO NOT ATTEMPT INTERVENTION

"Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles." A fun read from my friend, Shawn Coyle, who is pinch-hitting for me this week as I continue recovering. Thank you, Shawn! www.menonpause.info/p/understand...

26.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is one word that explains how so many men can be in the Epstein files. So why is no one saying it? We talk endlessly about the factors that make rape easier, but never about the factors that cause rape in the first place.

A well-written article that cuts to the chase of what is wrong with our country and this world. Epstein and his friends are just the tip of the iceberg. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/epstein-fi...

23.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles Caution: DO NOT ATTEMPT INTERVENTION

"Understanding Your Wife’s Affinity For Tubes, Jars, and Bottles." A fun read from my friend, Shawn Coyle, who is pinch-hitting for me this week as I continue recovering. Thank you, Shawn! www.menonpause.info/p/understand...

26.02.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There is one word that explains how so many men can be in the Epstein files. So why is no one saying it? We talk endlessly about the factors that make rape easier, but never about the factors that cause rape in the first place.

A well-written article that cuts to the chase of what is wrong with our country and this world. Epstein and his friends are just the tip of the iceberg. celestemdavis.substack.com/p/epstein-fi...

23.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported YouTube video by Ben Palmer

Gotta love Ben Palmer, the comedian who set up a fake "deportation tip line" to capture unvarnished, racist commentary from some of the great citizens of this country we live in. My personal fav is from a kindergarten teacher. youtu.be/zJnkikcrHA0?...

21.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi, y'all. I'm back. Woo hoo! If you could see all the hardware holding my wrists together, you would be amazed that I can type. Thank you, Dr. Martin, master hand surgeon at Kaiser Vallejo. He fucking rocks. The good news: I can still use both middle fingers. Whew. Here's to you, Pam Bondi.

21.02.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Nina Simone - "Mississippi Goddam" The thing that everyone knows but nobody says

"Mississippi Goddam" β€” by Nina Simone
Thank you to my good friend, Jason Thompson, who has written a poignant piece on my behalf while I'm recovering. It could not be more inspiring and pertinent to the times we live in.
www.menonpause.info/p/nina-simon...

09.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump lashes out at California governor’s green energy deal with UK President says it is inappropriate for UK to be dealing with Gavin Newsom after Ed Miliband meets governor in London

Go Gavin! Hey, if Trump can act like a king, why can't Gavin act like a president?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

16.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Nina Simone - "Mississippi Goddam" The thing that everyone knows but nobody says

"Mississippi Goddam" β€” by Nina Simone
Thank you to my good friend, Jason Thompson, who has written a poignant piece on my behalf while I'm recovering. It could not be more inspiring and pertinent to the times we live in.
www.menonpause.info/p/nina-simon...

09.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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All About My Bones What a week this has been

Awful week all around. 😭 www.menonpause.info/p/all-about-...

01.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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All About My Bones What a week this has been

Awful week all around. 😭 www.menonpause.info/p/all-about-...

01.02.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Disheartening’: US justice department slashes funding to programs combating child sex trafficking Prosecutors say cuts to funding and training limits their ability to bring child predators to justice

EVIL INCARNATE: PAM BONDI. Bondi is slashing funding and training for law enforcement that investigates and prosecutes sex crimes against children. Under her leadership, the DOJ is also covering up decades of abuse of minors by Epstein. Anyone else feel inclined to rip that cross off her neck?

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To Be or Not To Be - A Little Piece of Poland
To Be or Not To Be - A Little Piece of Poland YouTube video by omgponies

Could not be more apropos after this week’s Greenland shenanigans...

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23.01.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Key votes Please call them right now and demand they vote NO on additional ICE funding!
Rep. Adam Gray (CA-13) (202) 225-1947
Rep. Josh Harder (CA-9) (202) 225-4560
Rep. George Whitesides (CA-27) (202) 225-1956
Rep. Mike Levin (CA-49) (202) 225-3906
Rep. Dave Min (CA-47) (202) 225-5611

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Thank you for this. I am on it now.

22.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spot on. These are all high-maintenance people. My guess is there is not a spare moment in a typical day (think hair/makeup, spray tans, personal trainers, cosmetic procedures, facials, waxing, wardrobe, etc.) to work through the logistics of anything.

22.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Returning Home We had just returned from Missouri.

A good read for a cold winter evening. fictionalized.substack.com/p/returning-...

19.01.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins says barely eating will save you money
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins says barely eating will save you money YouTube video by Daily Kos

Brooke Rollins, who has no qualifications when it comes to food, nutrition, human beings, and grocery shopping, suggests anyone can stay within a meal budget of $3. Her Unhappy Meal = 195 calories. Calories needed for an active 15-year-old = 2800. FUCK YOU, Brooke Rollins. youtu.be/e2I93Y2fC14?...

16.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seriously, what can we do about the fascist now loose upon America? We’re in a far more dangerous and violent stage of Trump’s regime. What should we do to stop it?

Robert Reich's piece on what to do about the fascist state in which we now live.
open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

22.01.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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5-year-old boy among four students detained by ICE, according to school leaders School district leaders argue ICE agents are following students and their parents while driving to and from school.

ICE just detained a 5-year-old child.

Don’t tell us this is about β€œthe worst of the worst.” That’s a lie.

Absolutely vile.

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Deporting children with cancer.
Using a 5-year-old as bait.
Shooting moms.

ICE is beyond reform. And today the House is voting to bankroll more terror. Hell no.

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Love you, Ilhan, and behind you 100%. Keep up the fight. There are many of us who back what you do.

22.01.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spot on. Great suggestion.

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