me watching a pro gamer: "wow they made that decision so fast that's an insane level of familiarity"
pro gamer one second later: "wait wtf did i click i wasn't looking"
nevermind these motherfuckers are JUST PRESSING BUTTONS
could god devise an execution check so nasty even they could not do it in match?
alright so the last 5 medical hypotheses haven’t paid out but surely the sixth one will crack the case,,,
hey girl can you touch type because i think you know that u and i belong together
god i *am* getting old, the kids are running software projects out of discords instead of like, github or their issue tracker or whatever and this feels like some kind of sin but one of the sins they write down because it's probably bad for you
a bunch of my peers are getting into birdwatching and for once i hope this is a social media trend because the alternative is horrifying and implies an aarp membership
the computer toucher’s curse will consume my soul and drain my wallet
it takes a lot for me to listen to a video game OST outside of the game but the marathon soundtrack rips
the sun went down after 7pm today I AM HEALING
A bottle I found on the ground on my walk
The label says Dear Momma Moisture Milk
You know how sometimes you’re playing a video game like Resident Evil and you see a bottle on the ground and you zoom in to read the label and realize that you’re not actually supposed to read any of the text and what you’re looking at is something surreal and confusing
github activity graph saying "100% issues"
not now github i'm having a rough week
unhinged behavior but ultimately harmless bathroom behavior. what does he think the seat is for??? keeping pee off the underlid????
researching version control software on public transit but not in a cringe tech sector way
every single person i know who has worked at apple hq has been a morning person lmao
today’s agenda involves video games offline, a rave, a memorial, and getting from one end of the bay to the other on an upsetting timetable
maybe i should be meaner to people so i get invited to fewer things
the thing about engagement baiting on bluesky is that you only have to hit the discover feed once to see there’s no real value in it, these motherfuckers are doing it for the love of the game
going to war with the fragments of my mind that are imagining the things my computer is doing to me
increasingly convinced software is a collective hallucination
latte art that looks very floral
yeah the plan was tulip latte art yep not a mistake
you cannot have both a gun and a sword that's my thing
ama gets it
being compelled to interact with msft visual studio is going to get me to buy a microwave so i can put my computer in it
lmaooo
whose dick do i gotta suck to get a 5090 FE at msrp
deadlockposting;
i kinda fucked on this guy
rapidly approaching third monitor levels of computer bullshit
there's definitely some "for a disney ip" going on here
Hi hello just QRPing some info abt this coming in from the other site. This news is fake, it was a hallucination.
this website was down for like 4 hours or so yesterday so i’m sure these LLM addicts are talking to the computer right now for reassurances as to why they don’t have to change their behavior
