Music and fire.
No better combination.ππΆπΈ
@johnnysaysscrwelon
What time is happy hour around here?ππ» Slowly moving away from the bad place. Breaking up is hard to do.πΆπΈ Music, hockey, and mountain drives. #GoHabsGo No weirdos. That's my job.π
Music and fire.
No better combination.ππΆπΈ
That'll learn ya.π
I don't like this ride.π
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In case you missed it last night, or in case @cbc-news.bsky.social wants to arrange an interview with someone who will actually give them the truth about our lord and saviour Pierre Poilievre, here is my latest installment of Mandy, Pierre's Assistant. She needs a lorazepam. youtu.be/vk8xaIetMJ0
Rock onππ€
This is relatable. π
I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me βwhy do feminists hate men so much?β
My response is this β¦ Itβs never been about us hating men.
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I was able to sit outside for over an hour at 20F. Getting used to the climate after 6 years in FL.
I feel much better not sweating all the time. Now I just have to find my ice queen.π₯Άπ
Lady at the store asked me to reach something off the top shelf.
I guess I'm a giant now.ππ
I guess I'll hibernateπ
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And 60% of the country thinks we shouldn't teach Arabic numerals in school. We Democrats need to realize we are running campaigns that need votes from these dumbasses. We can't just be talking to each other. I mean sure, we get it. They don't. We have to remember cognitively they are children.
At this precise moment in Twitter's lifespan I could log on, post something like "If you're a man and you wear shoes you're a beta cuck" and become the next alt-right Messiah
D?π
There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that Iβm the real me. Many thanks, Marπ«
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I'll follow this one.π
I'll take itπ
The MAGAs on ElmoChan donβt know what to do with the mass Xodus to BlueSky. They donβt want to go Blue because they canβt call liberals βfa***tsβ or βc***tsβ, which leaves them with nothing left to say.
Funny, ainβt it? MAGAs donβt know how to communicate without hate speech.
One day, like a miracle. βοΈ
America would be a much better place if SOME people would stop freaking out over WHO we love, WHICH bathroom we use, and WHAT we do with our bodies.
It is nobody's fucking business but OURS.
Hi, Iβm God.
Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.
Love,
God
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
Fuck you, I wonβt do what you tell me
FUCK YOU, I WONβT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
Awesomeπ ππ
So get rid of them. Dammit.
That's awesome. I always hoped you were doing well.
We should happy hour some time.πΈπΆπ»
I am fantastic since I got out of FL. Back in the NE where I belong.
How have you been?