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What time is happy hour around here?😎🍻 Slowly moving away from the bad place. Breaking up is hard to do.🎢🎸 Music, hockey, and mountain drives. #GoHabsGo No weirdos. That's my job.πŸ˜›

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Music and fire.
No better combination.😎🎢🎸

08.05.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That'll learn ya.πŸ˜…

04.05.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't like this ride.πŸ˜’

04.04.2025 13:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’―πŸ‘‡πŸΌ

27.03.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains What Happened in Canadian Politics Today
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains What Happened in Canadian Politics Today YouTube video by Clare Blackwood

In case you missed it last night, or in case @cbc-news.bsky.social wants to arrange an interview with someone who will actually give them the truth about our lord and saviour Pierre Poilievre, here is my latest installment of Mandy, Pierre's Assistant. She needs a lorazepam. youtu.be/vk8xaIetMJ0

17.12.2024 16:31 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Rock on😎🀟

07.12.2024 01:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is relatable. πŸ˜‚

05.12.2024 22:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I always laugh when a certain type of man asks me β€œwhy do feminists hate men so much?”

My response is this … It’s never been about us hating men.

🧡

04.12.2024 18:08 πŸ‘ 1910 πŸ” 594 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 158
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04.12.2024 09:42 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to sit outside for over an hour at 20F. Getting used to the climate after 6 years in FL.
I feel much better not sweating all the time. Now I just have to find my ice queen.πŸ₯ΆπŸ˜‚

03.12.2024 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lady at the store asked me to reach something off the top shelf.
I guess I'm a giant now.πŸ˜πŸ˜…

01.12.2024 16:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I guess I'll hibernateπŸ˜…

28.11.2024 15:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š

26.11.2024 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And 60% of the country thinks we shouldn't teach Arabic numerals in school. We Democrats need to realize we are running campaigns that need votes from these dumbasses. We can't just be talking to each other. I mean sure, we get it. They don't. We have to remember cognitively they are children.

24.11.2024 23:15 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 7

At this precise moment in Twitter's lifespan I could log on, post something like "If you're a man and you wear shoes you're a beta cuck" and become the next alt-right Messiah

24.11.2024 19:43 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2

D?πŸ˜…

24.11.2024 23:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There can only be one me. Help me let @bsky.app be aware that I’m the real me. Many thanks, Mar🐫

πŸ™ β™₯️ πŸ‘

24.11.2024 21:48 πŸ‘ 38083 πŸ” 5512 πŸ’¬ 1960 πŸ“Œ 339

I'll follow this one.😎

24.11.2024 21:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take itπŸ˜‚

24.11.2024 21:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The MAGAs on ElmoChan don’t know what to do with the mass Xodus to BlueSky. They don’t want to go Blue because they can’t call liberals β€œfa***ts” or β€œc***ts”, which leaves them with nothing left to say.

Funny, ain’t it? MAGAs don’t know how to communicate without hate speech.

24.11.2024 21:44 πŸ‘ 4731 πŸ” 876 πŸ’¬ 215 πŸ“Œ 43
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One day, like a miracle. β˜•οΈ

24.11.2024 15:06 πŸ‘ 37459 πŸ” 3156 πŸ’¬ 1992 πŸ“Œ 283

America would be a much better place if SOME people would stop freaking out over WHO we love, WHICH bathroom we use, and WHAT we do with our bodies.

It is nobody's fucking business but OURS.

24.11.2024 19:26 πŸ‘ 19467 πŸ” 3091 πŸ’¬ 717 πŸ“Œ 174

Hi, I’m God.

Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare.

Love,

God

22.11.2024 22:26 πŸ‘ 48256 πŸ” 5183 πŸ’¬ 1369 πŸ“Œ 234

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

21.11.2024 21:36 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

AwesomeπŸ˜…πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘Š

21.11.2024 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So get rid of them. Dammit.

21.11.2024 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's awesome. I always hoped you were doing well.
We should happy hour some time.🎸🎢🍻

21.11.2024 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am fantastic since I got out of FL. Back in the NE where I belong.

How have you been?

21.11.2024 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0