Louise 🎺

I find it hilarious that the slogan for Temu is "shop like a billionaire" because if I was a billionaire I would buy actual good quality ethically made stuff

Turns out the cancellations are because some scrotes have stolen signalling cables. Shouldn't be funny but it's just so ridiculous

But if I hadn't bought the new ticket then of course that train wouldn't be delayed and it would've come and gone of course

Get into Doncaster and the train I was originally meant to get from Sheffield is delayed so it's waiting on the platform and if I still had the right ticket I'd probably have had time to get on 🙃🙃

Paid £117 for a new ticket because my original one is non refundable and it's too late to try and exchange it

First train from Hull to Sheffield only going as far as Doncaster for no apparent reason. Only trains running from Don-Shef get in too late so I'd miss my connection down south

Haven't used the train in years and of course I'm having a nightmare 🙃

I know diagnosing oneself based off social media is a Thing now but I've convinced myself I must have ADHD because why can I remember exactly what I was wearing when I went on my first ever date in 2006 but the measurements my husband asked me to remember are gone in 3 seconds 😂

Didn't help that my husband also got one and breezed through transferring over everything in about 5 minutes while I wrestled with every single app to get it to back things up/move things across

Got a new phone for the first time in almost 4 years. Instantly realised why I'd put off getting a new phone for so long.

That's clearly meant to say vent

Not been here in a bit, didn't realise the app had logged me out.. nice to have somewhere to ven random shit away from people who know me irl 🤣

My colleague who's pregnant just told us all that her TWIN is also pregnant and they're 5 weeks apart?!?!? They must have planned it with their weird subconscious twin brain thing 😂

Ok so I forgot about one colleague whose wife is currently pregnant, and since I posted that we've had a new guy start and his wife is also pregnant so by August that will be 8 babies since the King's coronation

Do you ever get so hungry you stop being hungry

Someone in the town where I work organised a massive doggy meet up for his terminally ill dog's last day and it was the sweetest thing ever 🥺😭

Can we all agree that it's just good fuel station etiquette to have your purse/wallet out ready before you start filling up? Fumbling in your bag on the back seat (and again when you get back from paying) when there's someone waiting to use the pump is irritating as hell

My colleague announced she's pregnant today and that will be the 6th baby at my work (32 of us) in just over 2 years 😱

Why does Prime video show THE EXACT SAME AD EVERY AD BREAK my god it's infuriating

Maybe slightly starting to regret moving to this town now it's become apparent that every route out of town floods whenever there's any more than a trickle of rain 🤦‍♀️

We still get payslips and all sorts of crap! I think we have a phone number for them somewhere but honestly it's been 6 months, they've had plenty of time to sort it so I just return them all to sender 🤷‍♀️

I keep getting hospital appointment letters for the person who used to own my house (I open them to look for a return address because there isn't one on the envelope) and I can only hope she gets a text or a call too because they've all been and gone!

I prefer to run on a treadmill to outside and I want to start increasing my distance but the treadmills at my gym automatically go onto cool down after an hour and you can't extend the time??? Having to restart it and do the maths to work out the distance is a nightmare

It was fun back in like 2013-16 before it had the chat feature and you could just send silly selfies to your friends, then it became just like every other messaging app but somehow worse

Just went on Snapchat for the first time in probably a year (the one person I still chatted to on there has since drifted) and does anyone still use it?!? It's full of AI crap and literally barely usable. May as well delete my account tbh

Who'd have possibly thought, if you descale your coffee machine more than once a year it stops your coffee tasting like arse. Groundbreaking stuff.

Same! Not a clue

I want to read the news, not watch a video of it

Pros of indoor cats: healthier, longer life, safe from predators/cars/diseases etc
Cons of indoor cats: can't make friends out and about

Where I live supposedly has a yellow warning for snow and ice until midnight tonight... we had a teeny bit of frost yesterday and nothing but rain all last night. Make it make sense!