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Michelle Rapp, Salting the Ice

@kilnfiendpotter

Vorthos. Bi. Viet-American. Artist. Obsessed with her spawn. Technically Award Winning GM. Dungeon Manager on LRR. BLM. They/She. kilnfiendpottery@gmail.com. Ceramics IG: kilnfiendpottery Illustration IG: michellerappdraws Commissions are closed.

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But climate change is a myth, so clearly you angered Thor or Zeus or some primordial being.

Have you tried disemboweling four black goats? They have to be male, mind you.

11.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, would love to buy Shoebox merch if anyone wants to help me out!

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am VERY SAD to miss Shoebox.

Everyone have so much fun! Be safe and stay cozy.

11.03.2026 13:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reminder that tired old dads are sometimes #whatAGameDevLooksLike and we want better conditions and fair labor practices for all.

Please realize any veterans devs are sitting behind a massive pile of survivorship bias so beware any career advice.

That said, support people not companies.

11.03.2026 12:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 46 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was 70 degrees yesterday here too, and I do not trust it to stay this nice.

New England has burnt all of my trust in consistent weather.

11.03.2026 13:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Those markers looked so cold! I was doing them a favor, now they're nice and warm from my butt."

11.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rappscallion isn't usually that possessive.

But when you wake up from a nightmare and your stupid sibling cat is sitting on your things, (and you're 3 and emotional regulation isn't quite there yet) sometimes that's the last straw.

Lady Snuffles did give her space after. She is a wonderful cat.

11.03.2026 13:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My partner, after shooing Lady Snuffles off of Rappscallion's markers: "Lady Snuffles is a friend!"

Rappscallion, wailing and distraught beyond comprehension: "NO LADY SNUFFLES IS NOT MY FRIEND. SHE'S A CAT."

The miscreant in question:

11.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ข

10.03.2026 23:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rappscallion would like you to know that we have different nipples on our chests.

Also our nipples are beee-youuuu-tifuuulll!

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

10.03.2026 21:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gravitate to that dark Merlot color all the time. I always get compliments on how it looks on me, and I like to pretend I'm the manifestation of Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cashmere is such a lovely luxury for sure. It's so soft, light, and snuggly!

10.03.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Obligatory scarf pic!

It's a Sophie scarf, but bigger. :-D

10.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 44 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love that I finally finished knitting my soft cashmere mohair silk scarf just in time for the first 75F day in Boston.

Idgaf I'm wearing this anyway, it feels like I have a bunch of cuddly kittens curled around my neck.

10.03.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 175 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he's tried to reach out, but Gynger isn't in a place to connect. Garruk respects that.

09.03.2026 23:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does Garruk have opinions about the Canadian Olympic curling team?

Yes, but thankfully his emotional regulation therapy has helped him trash only half the living room this time.

09.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If anyone wonders what Garruk Wildspeaker is up to, I maintain he's still working on his Post-Doctorate Degree in Developmental Psychology with a focus on childhood trauma somewhere in upstate New York.

He's also taken up curling and viticulture.

09.03.2026 18:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manifesting "Garruk, Selesnya Gruff Camp Counselor" energy into the world right now.

09.03.2026 17:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering what I saw them eat later when we met at a start-up, you aren't far off.

09.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes, absolutely. Between his scheming and her blind ambition, she was a sitting duck.

09.03.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really feels like news outlets are finally saying: "Wow, the emperor *is* naked.", while a group of us peasants over in the nosebleeds have been screaming "YEAH NO SHIT" for a decade now.

09.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TIL that the Wild Things in "Where The Wild Things Are" look like they do because Maurice Sendak didn't know how to draw horses.

This makes me feel immeasurably better about my skills.

Also, horses are VERY weird to draw.

09.03.2026 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure! :-D

Your story reminds me of when someone tried to dry their jeans on one of those mid-2000's tentacle lamps with colored sconces on the ends. Turns out those things get HOT, and maybe that person wasn't honest because their pants caught on fire.

09.03.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why we schedule more lab time than you think you need!

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't get a degree without losing at least three teeth!

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of junk food. A LOT of junk food. And instant ramen.

09.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

College is definitely geared towards Young Adults.

Emphasis on Young.

09.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, a Good Golgari would make a thicket of mushroom blooms so dense it would absolutely obscure both the sight and smell of a rotting corpse.

Dude just had a deer skeleton with bits of meat still on spread out on a white tarp like a crime scene.

09.03.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair enough, but I would trust you not to place rotting bodies in the middle of your living room and somehow expect me NOT to see it.

09.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This reminds me of a woman I saw on a Google shuttle home who was trying to add all the line items in her wedding budget together by writing a long string of numbers in a search bar with +'s in between.

09.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I...do we not have classes on how to write emails anymore? I swear I took one in middle school.

09.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0