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I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.

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What a god damn treasure

12.03.2026 02:43 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Girl’s horned up!

11.03.2026 19:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s some Danny Rojas heel turn shit lol

11.03.2026 01:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know what Etsy Witches are charging these days, but they are underpaid

11.03.2026 01:12 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vinnie should be the face of all teams. Just a big lug that deserves to be seen be all

11.03.2026 01:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He only became a lawyer on a dare during pledge week so the frat would have a cheap lawyer

10.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s scheduled for 6/19. I just checked and they actually added a couple of acts for the week prior, which I didn’t realize. My office is in Riverside so we hear all the hubbub about it lol

09.03.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s currently listed as the first show ever at the new Riverside amphitheater!

09.03.2026 17:59 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Kick a guy in the balls 3-4 times and all the sudden everyone is a critic

09.03.2026 00:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are going to blow past that. Number 4 is planned for early Sunday. I’d be shocked if there were only 2 additional trips.

08.03.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DeWalt ones at Lowe’s are the same way. Even made the same comment! Pretty sure an XS would be baggy on me

05.03.2026 16:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 01:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s been a week and I’ve yet to come up on anyone going within 5 mph of the speed limit

05.03.2026 00:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll say this about living in the northland, everyone seems absolutely terrified to drive the speed limit.

05.03.2026 00:17 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Sign Allgeier

03.03.2026 16:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Are you moving soon? Know anyone that is? Looking to get organized? I have a shit ton of boxes I can send your way soon

02.03.2026 02:56 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

started a rewatch of the original MUPPET SHOW and daily confronting "oh yeah i used to have nightmares about this" and a long-buried sexual awakening, often in the same skit

27.02.2026 07:16 👍 611 🔁 60 💬 18 📌 7

Moving Madness Week is here!

Mon: HVAC repairs at old house, pack, close old house
Tue: close on new house, pack
Wed: movers
Thur: HVAC on new house, fence install, finish moving
Fri: PackingPod moved, cleaners at old house
Sat: turn over old keys by noon

It’ll be crazy, but it’s exciting!

23.02.2026 14:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Some say he never left there

22.02.2026 15:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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22.02.2026 13:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alan Tudyk is a sweetie. But it is concerning how well he played that role lol

14.02.2026 03:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s lying. She’s only a couple inches shorter than me. And everyone knows I’m 6’4”

14.02.2026 03:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have long advocated for more winking. Do I have a secret? Am I flirting? Ami I having a nervous breakdown? Who’s to say?! Gotta keep them on their toes!

13.02.2026 04:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That’s just ignorant. Obviously all hockey players don’t have Canadian accents. Some have Russian accents so you can tell which ones are the bad guys. Come on, man.

13.02.2026 02:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But I bet you did a great job!

13.02.2026 00:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bump for the afternoon crowd!

11.02.2026 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a good idea! We were planning on having a financial planner come in. We have our insurance rep come in every November during open enrollment. We provide a $100k policy in their insurance package that they can increase if they want. Might have him come in again as a refresher

11.02.2026 11:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know they shouldn’t have to hear this, but it’s a bunch of construction guys who live off Monsters and roller dogs, so not exactly speaking to Mensa members lol. We will pay for your services!

We have a therapist coming in. Any other ideas for people I could bring in would be appreciated!

11.02.2026 11:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My company has its annual orientation meeting coming up next month and I’m trying to find some speakers to come in. Looking for maybe a yoga teacher to come in and talk about the importance of stretching and maybe a dietitian about the importance of diet/drinking water. Any recommendations?

11.02.2026 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

The Chicago Bears of Des Moines

11.02.2026 11:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0