I didn’t know the melodica could sound sad…
14.03.2026 17:08
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I didn’t know the melodica could sound sad…
“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”
- weed dracula
hello! I’m the median American voter. the two most important things to me are means-tested tax subsidies for a subset of logistics companies based in critical port infrastructure areas, and the creeping infestation of Freemasonry
I’m about $2000 short on housing and bills. I’ve been working odd jobs but I’m coming up short. I’ve got some interviews coming up but I just want to make March. I know everyone is stretched thin so even just sharing helps.
gofund.me/9ddeeb40c
Her (Jonze, 2013)
this sequence in the U.S. women’s curling match was pure cinema
1955->1977->1998(me)
Hot Singers In Your Aria
Ones nobody said yet: “Simpson, Homer Simpson, he’s the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield, he’s about to hit a chestnut tree”
“Free Trampoline”
Real answer: No tv and no beer make Homer something something
Go crazy?
Don’t mind if I do!
The Penguin from The Batman 2022 with “They hate to see a bitch from New Jersey winning” written under his face
[runnin’ with the devil voice] 🎶 chillin’ with the weasel… 🎶
voice on tape: HELLO DIPSHIT
you: oh no. i got captured by Mean Jigsaw
voice: DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME. OR ARE YOU TOO BUSY BEING POOR
you: Mean Jigsaw stop
Dropkin's shot to knock all 3 stones out with sound and replays
olympic commentator watching snowboarding big air: hoooooly shit he completely fucked that one up. just pathetic. you gotta feel for his parents for having to sit through that one
tom brady: absolutely KB he's gotta kill himself
"may i have a Gom Iber?"
-Bon Iver asking for a Gummi Bear
Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
a crudely drawn comic strip consisting of four amateurish marker drawings of dogs wearing sunglasses and smoking cigarettes their names are blood man hell dog piss: the dog and tony knives, who is riding a skateboard and additionally has a sub-label titling him as being "rudest dog"
bad week 2026 day 19 - 4 very rude dogs
homer simpson yelling "woo hoo"
you are made witness to a rare Homer of Victory. yell "woo hoo!" before sending this to the ally on your flank most at risk of capitulation to the enemy
i hope you’re all experiencing perhaps half as much pain as i’ve felt these past 6 years. you deserve it. eat arby’s
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
Mounds is tumuli
I WISH the movie theatre was only one town over
a crudely drawn person slumps over with their head in their hands saying to themselves "i just feel so worried that i haven't done enough with my life and it's too late to start. I'm going to get to the end and all i'm going to have is the regrets about what i didn't do." the blob person continues to speak as a dog smoking a cigarette comes into frame. "the dreams I didn't have the courage and will to follow, the-" the dog is riding a skateboard in addition to smoking. as the dog rolls away the blob figure says "fuck. that's so cool."
bad week 2026 day 8 - regret
Screencap of Muppet Christmas Carol where Gonzo says “And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die” but Tiny Tim is replaced with Max Keeble and die is replaced with move
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Season eight is underrated because Scully gets to send doggett into the sewer a couple times
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
