Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying
Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reassures-sick-wife-he-knows-what-it-loo-1843398299/
Happy Pi Day, to all that celebrate. 🤷🏻♀️🥧
#3.1415926535
Are you sure they’re fake? Some of us are just naturally fabulous!
To combat bird flu spread, other countries have authorized poultry vaccines.
The U.S. hasn’t, amid political and economic pushback.
Without a vaccine, experts say the virus poses an escalating threat: “The minute it transmits to humans, it’s done.”
(Published Nov. 2025)
Feeling really sad atm. I was so convinced I was in the right (and legally and ethically I am), but now I look back on some things and I just feel like an asshole. 😭
Oreo and Binx You bring a bunch of kittens into this world, you gotta do what’s right.
I remember taking that carbon footprint test in college and feeling really guilty ☹️
I feel used
If a patient asks me something and I respond with something along the lines of “good question,” it most likely means I don’t know the answer. Sometimes I tell them to Google it and tell me what they find. 😂
“Of course it’s a good question! I wrote it!” 😂
Heater made me post, so please vote for her mom.
They probably ran out of Tide pods
I don’t know if this will interest you, but a brewery is going to be live streaming a seance to try to send him to the underworld on April 1st, so you can participate and perhaps help save the world! They’re also trying to summon killer orcas to Mar-a-lago! Hooray! facebook.com/events/s/sea...
LEO says GER! (Lose electrons: oxidation, gain electrons: reduction)
They’ve spent too much at the TikTok shop. It’s those targeted ads!
Best of luck, even though you won’t need it! 🍀
I think Russia is technically considered Eurasia, isn’t it. Hopefully, I’m not thinking of a country in 1984! That would be kind of fitting, though
CBS suppressed his interview on Colbert too
That Money Would Come In Handy About Now,Bernie........
New in PN: The bombing of Iranian children is an unforgivable crime
"American disinterest in the lives of people abroad is a resource politicians use to justify cynical wars. It's hard to see on what moral grounds we claim a right to decide the fate of those about whom we clearly care so little."
MYTH: These attacks will lead to retaliatory strikes on U.S. citizens. FACT: Wait, shit, really?
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/
So sweet! I especially like the one of them eating out of the same bowl. It seems like they must recognize each other. They like each other, in any case! 🥰
Four-panel comic with two black cats sitting on grass under a pink sky. One cat says, “I thought life was supposed to make me happy.” The other replies, “Sometimes it just makes you stronger instead.” The first cat complains, “I don’t like this part.” The other answers, “Nobody likes it.” In the last panel it adds, “That’s why we will go through it together, okay?”
We’ll go through it together 🐈⬛🤍
happy international womens day! much love and peace and strength to all my sisters in this wonderful world.
"Each time a woman stands up for herself... she stands up for all women." Maya Angelou
Aww! Do they remember each other?
I called Gabby a little rump roast, and I think she’s mad, but I meant it as a compliment! #Caturday
Hell is too good for these people! 😢
Every time I think that I’m the only one who’s lonely, someone calls on me.
Black cat says: “Every little bit of light you try to bring into the world matters more than you think. Especially now.”
In Florida you even have the right to shoot them!
