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deep kissing is an antidepressant

I hate how people give you shit for being poor and owning a pet.

Like, motherfucker, pest control is expensive. These cats are paying rent.

Let people improve the quality of their shitty lives with pets.

I wanna start matching energies with mean strangers.

which bad bitch got served divorce papers this morning, went and did two back to back interviews, and got offered a job this afternoon?

THIS BAD BITCH 🙋🏻‍♀️💅

To be clear, I will go to prison before I use a men's bathroom.

Death before detransition. I have fought too long and too hard for my womanhood to comply with a stupid immoral law.

I have illegally used women's bathrooms before, and I will again.

Because I am a woman.

Me: hey siri

*no response*

Me: I said hey siri you dumb bitch

'Ridiculous': Kristi Noem's 28-year-old aide wasted millions on unusable ICE vehicles A former deputy to outgoing Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem saddled the department with millions of dollars in wasted funding for vehicles that cannot be used.U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcem...

A Noem aide spent $3 million on pickup trucks emblazoned with the ICE name & logo, which ICE agents -- notoriously averse to advertising their presence -- will not drive, so they're just sitting in a lot, useless. The contract went to a Trump donor who owns a regional Chevy dealership.

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

Jay: Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots? 10:45 PM · Apr 27, 2023

Say what you will about Jay, but she is solely responsible for Bluesky posts being called skeets.

lmfaooo

This is also why art is important. I learned about the Troubles because of the Cranberries song Zombie. I was only six or seven at the time, but it was such a powerful and terrifying song and music video that I asked my family what it was about. They told me as best they could.

Fine, keep one leg out of the covers while you sleep. Just don’t come hopping to me after a monster bites it off.

Two black cats staring at the camera as they lay on a bed covered with a yellow blanket.

Double trouble.

I honestly don’t know how anyone keeps it together anymore

It is healthy to meet people and invite them to things, even if you aren’t 100% sure of if / how they fit in your life. It is healthy for you, and your friends, and society overall. And if your friends are weird or tease you about it, tell them to kick rocks and keep doing it.

I wanna go back to the days where it was all “hey I met a new person and I invited them to come with us this weekend” instead of the “I met a new person, I must not let anyone know, I will lock them in a tower until it is time to either discard them or hard launch them when I’m ready to propose”

We take for granted how cool it is to connect w/ others.

Trying to optimize every fucking thing in life doesn’t help at all either. This encourages finding reasons to reject instead of reasons to accept. Does this person help my goals? Nope? Fuck ‘em!! Next!

Much is lost from living like this.

I have been single w/ my emotional problems for about a decade, so I have a pretty decent barometer on dating vibes. 4-5 years ago, ppl seemed way more moral and chill. I liked dating bc even if there wasn’t a spark, there was a good chance I would meet a new friend. A new friend I would hang with!

Does anybody just hang out to have a good time anymore?

Sex, marriage, networking, a hot spot, an inside scoop — sure, these are reasons to meet up with someone, but you can also choose to see someone w/o any of these things!

Maybe they make you think or make you laugh. Those are GREAT reasons.

We are so fixated on goals and outcomes that every date must have an objective. Typically, those objectives fall on opposite ends of the spectrum — quick and casual sex or super serious relationship

If you’re “meeting people just to meet people” you’re “signaling that you’re low value” umm wtf

The problem isn’t dating apps, it’s humanity. Collectively, we have evolved into garbage people. 🧵

We’ve become so conditioned for convenience and gratification that we would rather be love bombed by someone disingenuous than see what happens with someone who is open about their imperfections

an orange and white cat is sitting on his scratcher. his face looks like his brain hit a loading screen

404 thought not found in the system

An Edward Gorey drawing showing a morose looking black bird on a branch. He (and this feels very much like a he) is pointing downwards with one scraggly wing, and looking straight ahead with debt-filled eyes. His beak is long and sharp, like winter on the Great Plains. He is pointing with his right wing, but this means he is pointing to your left. Your wicked, sinister side. This is no accident. The Bird makes no such mistakes. But he is talking, and the text tells us that he is saying, "Beware of this and that." Honestly, you feel his message in your bones.

Some days I just feel like this Edward Gorey bird gets it.

Do any modern eugenicists actually understand genetics

don’t want to get too kooky here but how about we elect not evil people

I hav made a veddio to commemorate reachng 50 thousends of frends, sownd on pleez

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