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@thomasfelpersham

Connoisseur of everything. Craftsman & psychogeographer. Academic in hiding. Campaigning for complexity. Favours the wines of Alsace #gewurztraminer4life

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The best thing about banknote discourse is that they could put Mr Blobby on a Β£20 note and no-one would notice because no-one uses cash (except when they go to the barbers obvs).

11.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Toilets Museum bit at beginning was 🀌

More seriously, I actually think it’s really important that someone shines a light on the behaviour of these people on Planning Committees: they think no-one’s watching and so say completely crazy things. They need to be held accountable!

11.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a period before the election when Darren Jones used to give good, authentic answers to questions in interviews.

Now in Government and after a bit of Comms training he’s become a robot and his interviews are excruciating.

11.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The core policy approach of populists is simplism: offering simplistic solutions to hard policy problems.

It can be effective in opposition, but in government it can wreak havoc (the US being a laboratory for simplism at the moment).

11.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No flowers or music, by order of the court!

10.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve always thought: If you read the LRB, how is there time to actually read books?

Fortunately for the Wilmers' family trust, there are people like my American mother-in-law who subscribe, never read it but display it proudly on their coffee table.

10.03.2026 08:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to the LRB.

10.03.2026 08:20 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Amend the Modern Slavery Act 2015 deleting every single β€œnot”

06.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, likewise - the double-think required to think that Dubai is paradise, whilst also a place you can’t criticise the regime or its massive system of immigrant-based indentured labour is beyond me, especially from so-called free speech, low-immigration types like Farage etc.

06.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If only all men his age were so emotionally literate

04.03.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing I would feel most uncomfortable about is tacitly endorsing their system of indentured labour

Also I’m not that interested in having a KFC bucket in 50 degree heat, whilst someone drives past in a Lamborghini they rented for an hour.

04.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It also includes the following sentence: β€œThe catalyst of this collapse was Brexit.”

04.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAny content that contradicts official announcements…is prohibited” 🚫

04.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"ipse se nihil scire id unum sciat"

03.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never really understood car economics - brand new they are so expensive - but I think hire-purchase has a lot to do with it (a financial product I find baffling)

01.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I likewise have experimented with it for legal work, and my conclusion so far is that in relation to β€˜real’ legal work it is professionally negligent to use it.

01.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Social media on Smartphones

01.03.2026 13:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they’re smart and don’t come across as scary weirdos (eg Matt Goodwin types) then they could do it. But there’s just something in the party’s DNA that points them towards kooky, fringe positions (eg Kruger signaling that women’s equality is a bad thing)

27.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was a bit β€œof its time” shall we say. Cocktails were good though.

27.02.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I was at Chad’s we had a CockSoc. If my memory serves, they were excellent

27.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like Russia, except instead of owning oil and gas they just own websites.

26.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do miss Portillo and Diane Abbott squished on a tiny sofa whilst Andrew Neill makes weak jokes.

26.02.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, you can usually steal these from stationary cupboards.

26.02.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Really enjoying this

26.02.2026 11:40 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, and he usually explains these choices away as things they β€œhad” to do - don’t blame us, blame Gordon Brown!

26.02.2026 09:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Competent = he got stuff done.

Bastard = almost all of it was dreadful

This Government would love a bit of the former!

26.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

He has morphed into a curious rarity: the Competent Bastard.

26.02.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when that guy used to write funny political sketches. I suppose needs must in the clickbait age.

25.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find it very reassuring that the people making these AI things aren’t themselves complete idiots

25.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They also did something about Outdoor Education which seemed a bit unnecessary for primary legislation.

24.02.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0