At this point, every Target in the city is just a massive air conditioner you can walk through and never buy anything, sure I'll take some of your frigid air in the heat of summer, get cool for a second, maybe I'll even be generous and leave you a few farts, but that's all you're getting from me.
I need 12-18months to just exist, financially worry free and no work, to get my life back on track. Im manifesting it ✨✨
I forget my age often. Sometimes I'm 33, sometimes I'm like uh am I 37? All I know for sure is I haven't turned 40 yet 🤣🤣
Lest you forget, just a quick reminder. Epstein
Please take it from me, I am mid career and for my level of education and experience, I have never made the level of money/compensation I should have bc I kept taking jobs where I def could have made more but was pressured into taking them. Aim as high as you can go comp wise when you start!
Literally 💯💯 I didn't even know how to respond.
I just said you know what, I think I need to post that 😆🙃
The narrow-minded view of queerness, miss me with that shit. Yes, I date women, and I've dated men and anyone and everyone in between.
Immediately assuming one aspect of queerness of a person, when infinite exist, is fucking wack
Also I fucking hate having to give this lesson but when I tell someone (esp yt men) Im queer and they just immediately shift to asking me what it's like to date women. What the actual fck? 😁
There are infinite ways to show up queer and I can't believe people still don't understand or respect that?!
This is the LAST TIME I offer to hang on the porch w my neighbor 😂😂😂
Oh I know this girl, you would like her she's really highstrung.
Mannnn fuck youuuuu 😂😂😂
This was the smart decision 🙏🏽
My Jewish neighbor just said "imagine if your religion was black"
send help
Currently Reading Black Friend: Essays x #Ziwe. Excellent material, thoroughly enjoying, would absolutely want to be friends w her 😂
Garage light beer in the sun 🌞
If you didn't drink pissy beers in the park while people watching and listening to The Macarena on repeat, you wasted this warm dayyyy
Currently in the park watching a mf merge interpretive dance and swinging around a large scale Mjölnir.
Does he think he is Thor? Hmmm, much to contemplate🤔
I used to be like "idk why y'all fck w fried eggs" and now I get it🙏🏽
When you wanna pretend you have lip gloss on but it's really chinese food grease 🤣🤩
Cinnamon flaky thing, please save me. Give me redemption 🥐💕
Hahaha my mom meant that shit when she said she wasnt one of my lil friends, she meant that shit‼️
Love when my mom calls to say she's talking about one of the worst things that ever happened to me on a podcast and how upset she was that she couldn't help me.
(She deliberately sabotaged me)
I'm at my fucking limit and the day just started. 😆
Nothing else pulls you out of your morning meditation faster than hearing your cat throw up 3x in the front room 😮💨
Completely taken over. In fact! As I was attempting to sleep last night, the kitties were fighting over who gets to sleep in the chair. It's the newest hot commodity in my home, I guess 😂
Relatable
Thank youuuu!!! 😻😻😻 She's such a sweet little lady
Junipurr is sleeping so hard on her back that all 4 paws are in the air. She is lounging on a brown leather armchair with a blue waffle blanket.
Ok, so I didn't get this new armchair for me I guess🤣😆
A grey and cream kitten sitting on a darker grey sheet is looking directly at the camera.
Junipurr is hoping you will feel better soon!!!
Oof, didn't expect this to hit me quite so hard in the feels 🫠
