Scott Passarella

shouting out answers as the Jeopardy contestants give their bios

🚨 Dropout Improv is going on a U.S. tour this April!

Join host Kurt Maloney, along with Jacob Wysocki, Jeremy Culhane, Kimia Behpoornia and more for shows in Columbus, Denver, Portland, Minneapolis, Houston, Irving, Atlanta, and San Jose!

#DropoutImprov

If a recipe calls for celery, but you don't have any, you can substitute it with some hair and water.

It's National Celery Month.

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

What if one of the Collosi in Shadow of the Collossus freaked out when you crawled on it like we do when we see a spider on us

Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses Popular singer/songwriter Billy Joel revealed that his 1973 hit “Piano Man” is actually about a nightmarish creature resulting from a piano being fused with a human.

Billy Joel Reveals ‘Piano Man’ Is About a Revolting, Cronenberg-Esque Piano-Human Hybrid Driven by Primitive, Uncontrollable Impulses
thehardtimes.net/music/billy-...

Gorillaz "The Mountain" 8-minute short film is now online.
Directed by Jamie Hewlett, Max Taylor & Tim McCourt at The Line studio.
An homage to the golden era of 2D animation, produced with a hybrid analogue-digital workflow.
>> www.catsuka.com/news/2026-02...

The internet hosts several very good Walkman/personal stereo archive sites, but this is the slickest yet

walkman.land

Thanks @kottke.org

The others will be linked below

roughly 2000-2000,000 AU from the sun lies a theoretical cloud of billions of denim particles. this is known as the Joort Cloud

Email to USA Hockey

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This cozy love cottage full of vintage charm in an up-and-coming neighborhood boasts easy access to the Atlanta Highway, ample parking for whale-sized cars, and glittery front porch. Mattress included. Priced to sell! Tin roof is original; as-is condition.

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026

Roses are red, Violets are blue. This Valentine’s Day, make it #UnionMade, too! Shop this list of union-made gifts and show your love for workers everywhere.

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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

did someone already do this i'm not checking

a man in a tuxedo holds up a trophy in front of a orchestra Alt: Conductor Lorin Maazel directing an orchestra in one of the hammer blows in the finale of Mahler's Symphony No. 6. As the hammer falls and cymbals clash behind him, a trumpeter briefly covers his ear with his hand.

#SymphonistsChoice2025 Happy New Year! I'm starting 2026 with a 🧵 of my Top 10 symphony & orchestral new releases of 2025. Let's hit it!

One of those captcha things. This one says ‘select all images with bicycles. Click verify once there are none left’. There are 9 squares - 4 contain photos of bicycle seats, with the remaining 5 showing the beautiful head and face of a grey greyhound with a white stripe going from the top of their head to the tip of their nose.

Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).

asking “what do you need it for?” whenever someone asks me for a phone charger

My Coworker Totoro

I have a deep admiration for any art willing to embarrass itself because it feels too much.

NYU Theory Resources This site compiles resources used in the undergraduate music theory sequence at NYU Steinhardt. Click the icons below to naviage to each of the pages.

Music theory teachers! My department at NYU created an amazing free public collection of online resources and examples, including a huge body of pop examples. They want you to use it! sites.google.com/nyu.edu/nyu-...

audio player window with caption: "Boom! Boom boom boom."

@rebeccakopriva.bsky.social uploaded an audio file of piano music for our students to use in a musicianship assignment and the LMS autocaptioned it throughout. I am crying actual tears.

This is your annual reminder to watch the movie Klaus if you haven’t. If you have, this is your annual reminder to force this film on everyone you know.

Sanctuary, by Alam Khan, Vijay Iyer, Nitin Mitta 3 track album

Now playing. 20 minutes of quiet beauty from @vijayiyer.bsky.social (piano), Alam Khan (sarod), & Nitin Mitta (tabla). alamkhan.bandcamp.com/album/sanctu...

Dropout Improv is headed Down Under! Catch some of your favorite Dropout Improv stars in THREE additional shows on their Australia tour!

📍BRISBANE - QPAC Concert Hall - 7/27/26
📍SYDNEY - State Theatre - 7/28/26
📍MELBOURNE - Palais Theatre - 7/31/26

You’ve all been living a lie. He goes down chimneys cause he FITS in them you fools

Dropout Improv will be at Just For Laughs Vancouver for a live show on February 19, 2026!

Join Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Jeremy Culhane, Scott Passarella, and Kimia Behpoornia at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre for an evening of improv shenanigans!

Salami Advent Calendar, Czech Republic. podnikovka.cz/uzeniny_c103...