My life is so fucking bad

Are you still a believer in Internet nationwide general strikes because I'm told at this age it's pretty marginal

Ibanez

History is written by Viktor

Oh this? Yeah it's nothing special, just gay sex. You should try it sometime

So the shaft is kinda like the Chimney of the balls

Return the slab or suffer my heckin cursarino

I heard we have a substitute teacher today

Bedtime

Honk out with your slonk out

Big honking whoppers, I'm talking bodacious big boppers

Nobody talks Everybody honks

BFA in Literature and Honklore at New Jersey Clown College (2012)

Honking one out at the Circus

Honked out my freaking mind y'all

It's Honkers Night at Ruby Tuesdays

I might

Sloppy honky

French clown le honque

Honking off my penor

Get fucking honked pal

as a kid I watched a scary movie and now Im fucked up

Hiding in my asshole

I don't really laugh and haven't since I was in my early teens

Please come back

Growing up I always knew I wanted to be dipped in a vat of something

Growing up I always knew I wanted to be unemployed

Get honked bxtch

Getting my shit honked

My wife left me