kevin burke

Gavin Degraw singing “I’m surrounded by liars, everywhere I turn” at the inauguration is going to hit harder than he realizes

of course i choose the week that tiktok is being banned to finally start brainstorming tiktok ideas

I always feel so safe flying when I see my plane has a really nice first class section. They would never let these rich fucks die

stepping in london for the first time

I respect honeydew so much. It takes a lot of courage to be the fruit that no one eats in a fruit salad

getting offline for a few weeks really helped me realize how much i need this

I want a dog named banana that I can call nana for short. Is that so much to ask?

you ever decorate your tree so good that you just have to dance??

santa's the type of guy to look his elves right in the face and say "my workshop is like one big family, and families don't unionize"

ok but why hasn’t anybody mentioned the fact that he’s italian?

I wish there was a rec sports league for unathletic people. I was in a beginner soccer league last year and got absolutely cooked

Just saw wicked. We need to have a serious conversation about if defying gravity is the best song of all time. I get chills every time

me pretty much every day

playing a youtube video of a fireplace to set the mood

just say his full name but in parenthesis so it’s quieter

i fold!

having a cat means learning how to be ok with the fact that they threw up directly into your shoes

eating some ice cream. the yummy kind

people just don’t pull people off stage with a loooooong cane mid-charleston like they used to anymore

miss this

partying is such sweet sorrow

a vintage mia hamm jersey would go so hard. i need one

All of blue sky feels like circles for me right now

It’s so freeing to post for less than 100 followers. I can finally embarrass myself in private again

Personally I think you’re all a bunch of cuties. But that’s just me

It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation

i’ll send you a code!!

Using my first blue sky post to announce I’m already leaving this app. Heading over to something called butt talk so find me on there!

How was it?